/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13789283
I want to party with Bast!

>>13659501
You've fucked up now Anon.

You've fucked up bad.

>>13095979
This my jam.

>>12980986
There's only one way to deal with Werecats:

>Monstergirl City
>You've Come home from work
>You've been Hoping this time no Bimbo Mothgirls or 'Hooing' Owlgirls have broken into your home
>This time there are Catgirls.
>Stray Catgirls and they look pretty rough.
>Looks like they've made themselves at home, your couch, curtains and carpet have been shredded.
>They're passing around a bong which appears to be stuffed with Catnip.
>You're starting to get sick of this shit happening.
>"Hey bitches, looks like our butler's here." A Catgirl wearing ripped jean shorts and a spiked collar says.
>No shirt though. That's pretty obvious.
>"Why don't you go make us something to eat? Maybe then we'll go easy the first time we tie you to the bed and fuck you."
>Well, time to deal with these faggot cats.
>Without saying anything, you turn and go to the kitchen, while they give out a joined mocking laughter.
>You grab a spray bottle from under the kitchen sink.
>You fill it up with a good amount of water and return to the living room they're lounging in.
>"Hey bitch boy, where's our fo- HEY!"
>You start spraying them with water
>"STOP THAT, OH MY GOD I'M SOAKED."
>You keep spraying them and they start making for the door.
>"YOU FUCKING BASTARD, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!"
>You walk behind them, spraying them with the ice cold water.
>They run outside, spluttering and stumbling all over the place.
>You slam the door shut
>You return to the lounge. This is going to take all evening to clean up.

Such is life in Monstergirl City

>>12838762
>Be lower-class Egyptian citizen.
>Tfw only have a linen loincloth to wear.
>Trying to sleep in my tiny adobe when I hear an 'unce unce' sound and see flashing lights pouring through an open window.
>Get out of bed in my pajama loincloth and leave the house, walking towards the colorful lights.
>It ends in some noble's mansion, strange music emanates from within.
>Walk up to the door and knock on it.
>A Cat Girl with a lampshade on top of her head answers it.
>"Hey man! Here to join the party?"
>You reply, asking if she can keep it down, you have to wake up in the morning to build Pyramids for the Head Anubis.
>"We allllll got pyramids to build man, I think your boss is in here shomewhere, *hic* maybe you can ashk her for a 'raise' BAHAHAHAHAA"
>You suppose if she's drunk enough you can persuade her to give the day off.
>It does look fun in there...