/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Had a dream that marrying a mershark gave me webbed hands and feet (like a 1/2 in. of extra skin between the fingers), made me fit, and made me attractive. Was pretty dope. Swimming and hunting fish was child's play. I wish it lasted more than a few minutes before my neighbor's obnoxious, 30 year old clunker of a truck woke me up.

How stressed out would a mershark be finding a human man in distress on land just out of her reach knowing she can't save him?

Mersharks are really starting to grow on me

>Cum sharking unsuspecting monster girls
How many girls could you get before getting caught?

I wanna stick my hand in a mershark's mouth and rub my face with her spit

>>20405520
>mermaid knees

>>20220476
But KC has proven himself to be better.

>>18041955
There are a number of those. Mershark, mucus toad, shoggoth.

>>17172599
>>everyone forgets mantis, living armor and soldier beetle exist due to lich and automaton grabbing all the kuudere fans
Mantis is my second favorite next to Lich tho
>>doppelganger, jiangshi and skeletons are rarely on someone's mind when they mention undead
Jiangshi and Skeletons for Undead.
>>tentacle and liliraune are the only plant types that people talk about and even mentions of them are rare, no one wants to fuck a plant
I thought people avoided talk of Liliraune because you know why.
>>nereid might as well be on the ocean floor because no one wants to see her
Favorite aquatic too.
Or was, at least.
Mershark is stiff competition.

>>16524749
I think I may have found my waifu in the Mershark. She's everything I've ever wanted out of a monster girl.

>You could even say they appear over-anxious, and they will turn their ferocity towards anything which could potentially harm their husband.

So... hilarious scenarios of mersharks overreacting to vaguely threatening things? Smashing up a rock that they thought could stub their husband's toe? It might pair well with automatons viewing harmless things as threatening.