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>>44098944
no way, that's a better character than bern

>>42239589
5 inches

>>38237514
Stealing the breasts from someone who'd desired them for over a century is not justice. It is evil.

>>37111107
>uuuhhh the autistic, little girl who is barely 9 years old and NEVER mentioned anything sexual, let alone be in an appropriate age to even know about sex or eroticism is TOTALLY steaming red while looking at Battler's crotch
>why? THIS IS TOTALLY IN CHARACTER, I'M NOT JUST HORNY AND RETARDED
You Mariafags are the worst of the worst in these threads. There's not a single character as asexual and unerotic as Maria in the entirety of wtc, yet you flock to her as the only underage little girl character in Umineko because you're mindless degenerates. And not the reddit "I watched boku no pico last night XD" kind of degenerate, but actual mental degeneracy. Get help or GTFO of here.

Bern has nice Berns.

>>35687803
Is the physically abusive witch meeper on the table as well?

>>35550704
I personally enjoy reading the stories of the mysteries, although I don't really take part in them. My issue with your latest ones is as you say; they're rather easy and obvious. I appreciate some of the interesting ideas you've come up with, such as Kinzo outright declaring he was a culprit using purple, but as games they are remarkably simple to figure out. The games that are more difficult tend to lend to more interesting stories as well, but they're not overly reliant upon that though. George working with Sayo was great, as was the idea of Battler wandering around covered in the blood of his family. Such shock value is an important part of purple mysteries, or so I think anyway, and so the more obvious ones tend to be rather boring because they're rather normal, in a way. Rosa and Eva working together is basically just expanding upon EP3, and so there's not much to it, and Genji killing everyone on behalf of Kinzo means the story is the main being behind it due to Genji's (relatively) boring character, and the climax simply being Lion finding out their backstory was kinda uninteresting.
In summary, I think the key component is unpredictability. If you can bring that back, I think those mysteries will prosper once again, or at least they will from my perspective.

The real Bern was put down years ago, long before Tohya and Ikuko actually met up with Ange, and a bit before they published the final few books. The two continued to use her character in memory of their adorable little shithead of a cat. They couldn't resist putting in implications that she was acting up her bitchiness a little to remember the good times they spent together. Ikuko cried more writing about Bern than she did writing about Ange's suffering.