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>>4685228

>Rider
>on my cock

>>3101579 I fucked you're children
>>3101598 then I fucked you're board
then I fucked you're touhou

I have just found the best doujin game ever.
You can thank me later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSX7syRqmjc
pic not related.

>>2352807

i completely agree, anon

whenever i wake up after a particularly epic dream, i write it down, regardless of the hour. otherwise, it's so damn easy to forget them. do you ever feel surprised reading up on your dreams? there's always details that you remember right afterwards that you sort of catalog and forget about.

i've woken up at like 6:30 in the morning to write down dreams before; by the time i was done, it was already time to get up for class anyway

>>2352796

no, and most sex dreams are actually oddly boring.

the only one i've ever written down was about making love to a slender girl in the Amazon Jungle. i somehow save her from a river full of crocodiles (shades of Frogger ...) and while it's getting hot and heavy, a shark somehow leaps out of the river (despite the completely wrong habitat) and mows her in half.

literally, where she was like living and breathing a second before, half of her just disappeared and she turned into a half a corpse

needless to say ... i keep going. holy dicks, the fact that she was frothing with blood from the chest upwards like Holly Summers from No More Heroes was perhaps the single most erotic thing i've ever thought about, awake or asleep. it wasn't visceral or overwhelming, but somehow surreal and tender.

when i get up, i confusedly wake up with a boner roughly the size of Florida and rush to bathroom to unleash an unreasonably held-in tidal wave of shark-inspired weehoo

for the love of cock, that was the craziest dream ever