/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37930401
I have a scenario for you.
>The Order and the DL Army must compete for a Thing
>the Thing can only be reached by going through trap filled ruins
>the traps are activated and deactivated by nearby licking fruit
>only by using the licking fruit can the ruins be navigated
>because of magic only two people can enter the ruins
>the Order sends their best knight
>the Sabbath sends a baph
>but don't licking fruits work by doing cock suckery?
>yes
>yes they do
>so the knight practices licking fruit with the power of faith
>day and night with the fruit sucking practice
>knight gits gud and sucks circles around baph
>lots of running gags about the knight
>dramatic climax as the thing is in a high demon energy area
>sucking knight dodges and sucks his way through the painful traps and wins for the Order
>even baph admits that knight won
>but at what cost!?
>licking fruit knight turns into an alp
>knight turns and looks at >>37930401
>yes, directly at (you)
>he apologies for leaving you and your mother alone, anon
>for all those years sucking off cocks and cock shaped objects was more important than either of you
>but now that the knight, no your father, has become a hero
>now he has to take responsibility
>he has to tell you
>that his ravening cock lust is genetic and that both of your parents have it
>anon, son, he says, that means that you have it
>you really are a doublefaggot, anon