/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Me in my final form. Though, I dont know why I opted for a sword as they are pretty worthless in Gensokyo when everyone has some reality nullifying ability. Perhaps it can strike through reality, whatever that means.

Finding my self as the little girl in Gensokyo would be the happiest moment of my life, also the most terrifying moment of my life. To suddenly lose all my manly bulk, and have it replaced with delicious meat, and get deposited in the middle of the primal wilds, would be to much for one afternoon.

My first move would be to harness the power of fire. Which just means finding a stick and using my lighter to make a torch or a campfire. I assume I fall in to Gensokyo with my clothes on since the OP didnt specify nakedness.

With the power of fire at my disposal I would make my way to the first sign of civilization. I am hoping it will be the human village. Once I get there I would try to find some temporary work to get a few supplies to make my way to Marisa's house. Upon ariving at Marisa's house I inform her that an Anonymous party has hired he to be her Maid. I drop obvious hints that it was Patchouli sending me there to maintain the books she has stolen.

Upon successful infiltration of Marisa's cottage I begin my life as her maid. Cooking, cleaning, and stealing knowledge from her wealth. I take up farming and sell herbs and potions to the local Youkai. With that money I earn I take lessons from the nearest blacksmith so that I can craft my Reality Cutting Sword, its a sword of such power, even I dont know what it does, but its really big and fearsome looking.

My final destination, I turn Marisa in to a respectable citizen of Gensokyo and start a Youkai spa with free foot massages.

Upon the unsuccessful infiltration of Marisa's cottage, I get sparked to the middle of the woods and end up eating my delicious self before the primal Youkai do.