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On a dark night, I go out to a bridge and looking at myself through a phone camera, seeing Flandre floating beside me.

Entered Angus's discord under a different name. Angus said nothing while people posted normally. A girl posts a meme of Yukari in a boxing ring standing over someone, with the caption "You're a triple knockout and I'm laid out in the final round" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJuzm0L3EvE I post "kek" and get immediately banned. I wondered if Angus tests everyone who joins for me being me, as I get invited by him into a DM. I join, and he starts inviting a shit ton of other people who flood in as Simpsons characters. I'm in an oval office that has a big hole knocked out of its wall. I say "Hi everybodies!" girl who posted the meme says "Hi Dr. Nick!" All the Simpsons characters but her flood out the hole, Burns standing by it. Homer is unconscious in the middle of the room, with Marge kneeling over him looking around distressed, a nice big ass showing through her dress. I wonder to the girl about what the various Simpsons children would be like at ~26 years old, she says "Who cares?" I say "Oh yeah...I dont. I only like The Simpsons because Yukari likes it."

There was one good cop fighting against a bunch of bad guys, and he was losing. A girl said "How can this happen? It isn't fair!"

In a kitchen. Pram the Oracle enters, standing at the other end of a bench from me, not looking happy, while I glared into her face for a good minute, seeming also to be sexually harassing her by doing it.

6th stage Touhou game. There's stars with laser trails shooting down, very hard. I'm bombing, destroying the stars and just barely making it over to pick up the spellcards they drop, sucking them back up off the screen. I barely make it through the barrage, with 2.5 lives and 0 bombs.

I go past a gate, crawling through an opening at the bottom. A burst of darkness occurs, like what you see when you shoot a Harald in the head, as I get grabbed by an ankle, dragged up over the gate and slammed back down on the other side. I hear the being say "Don't come back through here unless you're in Soul Form." seeing it along with several others in a neighbouring pathway, the only thing visible is wisps of darkness and white eyes, like invisible Irithyll slaves. I fly away, as a dark magician like Archimonde unleashes a swarm of Affinity(dark homing bullets) after me. I take a lot of damage, but survive. I fly up into the sky again, and get shot down by a skeleton archer, barely steering myself towards a ledge so I don't die from fall damage. I manage to Homeward Bone away.

I come across a couple of Mimics. I get out a Lloyd's Talisman to sleep them and steal their treasure, but somehow fall asleep myself, as they start coming over. Struggling to get awake, one of them was nearly going to eat me, but luckily the other ran over and kicked me.

On a balcony, I consumed an Eternal Fortune, which considerably boosted Curse resistance. There was an invader on my balcony, I went over to attack him with Drang Twinhammers, landing several hits before he chucked himself off the balcony and ran away.

Walking along a street, with Altaar, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY Towards the end I separate, walk into the middle of the road, sing the last of the song and collapse.

In Yukari's thread, an image was posted of her getting fucked by a Red and Blue oni. I thought of reporting to get it deleted, though I figured some other faggot would reply to it so that people with 4chanX can still see.
A Yukari thread getting spammed with garbage. "It's over."

With Clownpiece(Altaar), he was posting garbage about Yukari, then put on a blue "Good" hat, then posted shit along the lines of a good Yukarifag.
Altaar was in my bed. Saw Smash Bros. gameplay, Mario was shooting fireballs at someone for a bit, before hititng them with a flaming spin attack
Saw the first posts in this thread, the pictures were of an orange frilled neck lizard, Yukari.
Watching South Park. Makima was being depicted as as much of a NTR whore as possible, while Sharon was touted as being a great wife.

Not really a great note to end on...I can't be bothered, say, typing a bunch of pre-corruption dreams or whatever. Just a couple little bonus ones.
DIFFERENT SENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aFmvc46g was playing. Someone was masturbating on exhentai, I saw this person naked in a bathtub on the lap of a naked fat guy hugging him, either the self-insert or the doujin's author. I heard a question "Is this what you want?"
There was an Izanami discord that was shit. It was going to remain that way until the time of the blue skies.
I met Bernkastel, she told me she wonders what is the meaning of the blue sky.

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On a dark night, I go out to a bridge and looking at myself through a phone camera, seeing Flandre floating beside me.

Entered Angus's discord under a different name. Angus said nothing while people posted normally. A girl posts a meme of Yukari in a boxing ring standing over someone, with the caption "You're a triple knockout and I'm laid out in the final round" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJuzm0L3EvE I post "kek" and get immediately banned. I wondered if Angus tests everyone who joins for me being me, as I get invited by him into a DM. I join, and he starts inviting a shit ton of other people who flood in as Simpsons characters. I'm in an oval office that has a big hole knocked out of its wall. I say "Hi everybodies!" girl who posted the meme says "Hi Dr. Nick!" All the Simpsons characters but her flood out the hole, Burns standing by it. Homer is unconscious in the middle of the room, with Marge kneeling over him looking around distressed, a nice big ass showing through her dress. I wonder to the girl about what the various Simpsons children would be like at ~26 years old, she says "Who cares?" I say "Oh yeah...I dont. I only like The Simpsons because Yukari likes it."

There was one good cop fighting against a bunch of bad guys, and he was losing. A girl said "How can this happen? It isn't fair!"

In a kitchen. Pram the Oracle enters, standing at the other end of a bench from me, not looking happy, while I glared into her face for a good minute, seeming also to be sexually harassing her by doing it.

6th stage Touhou game. There's stars with laser trails shooting down, very hard. I'm bombing, destroying the stars and just barely making it over to pick up the spellcards they drop, sucking them back up off the screen. I barely make it through the barrage, with 2.5 lives and 0 bombs.

I go past a gate, crawling through an opening at the bottom. A burst of darkness occurs, like what you see when you shoot a Harald in the head, as I get grabbed by an ankle, dragged up over the gate and slammed back down on the other side. I hear the being say "Don't come back through here unless you're in Soul Form." seeing it along with several others in a neighbouring pathway, the only thing visible is wisps of darkness and white eyes, like invisible Irithyll slaves. I fly away, as a dark magician like Archimonde unleashes a swarm of Affinity(dark homing bullets) after me. I take a lot of damage, but survive. I fly up into the sky again, and get shot down by a skeleton archer, barely steering myself towards a ledge so I don't die from fall damage. I manage to Homeward Bone away.

I come across a couple of Mimics. I get out a Lloyd's Talisman to sleep them and steal their treasure, but somehow fall asleep myself, as they start coming over. Struggling to get awake, one of them was nearly going to eat me, but luckily the other ran over and kicked me.

On a balcony, I consumed an Eternal Fortune, which considerably boosted Curse resistance. There was an invader on my balcony, I went over to attack him with Drang Twinhammers, landing several hits before he chucked himself off the balcony and ran away.

Walking along a street, with Altaar, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY Towards the end I separate, walk into the middle of the road, sing the last of the song and collapse.

In Yukari's thread, an image was posted of her getting fucked by a Red and Blue oni. I thought of reporting to get it deleted, though I figured some other faggot would reply to it so that people with 4chanX can still see.
A Yukari thread getting spammed with garbage. "It's over."

With Clownpiece(Altaar), he was posting garbage about Yukari, then put on a blue "Good" hat, then posted shit along the lines of a good Yukarifag.
Altaar was in my bed. Saw Smash Bros. gameplay, Mario was shooting fireballs at someone for a bit, before hititng them with a flaming spin attack
Saw the first posts in this thread, the pictures were of an orange frilled neck lizard, Yukari.
Watching South Park. Makima was being depicted as as much of a NTR whore as possible, while Sharon was touted as being a great wife.
Not really a great note to end on...I can't be bothered, say, typing a bunch of pre-corruption dreams or whatever. Just a couple little bonus ones.
DIFFERENT SENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aFmvc46g was playing. Someone was masturbating on exhentai, I saw this person in a bathtub on the lap of a fat guy hugging him, either the self-insert or the doujin's author. I heard a question "Is this what you want?"
There was an Izanami discord that was shit. It was going to remain that way until the time of the blue skies.
I met Bernkastel, she told me she wonders what is the meaning of the blue sky.

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