/jp/ - Otaku Culture

THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF

>>11799161
>Cocoro Function - 1461/55219 (2.64%) lines translated

>tfw no qt gf to feed me pie

>tfw flat footed
>tfw can't join the military
>tfw will never have the honor of defending or maybe even dying for Israel
>tfw when let God's Chosen People down

>tfw flat footed
>tfw can't join the military
>tfw will never have the honor of defending or maybe even dying for Israel
>tfw when let God's Chosen People down

>tfw only 5"9

You'll never have some autism bux.

dat op pic

will never acquire

>>8994338
/jp/ers falling for a girl on IM
>mfw

>>8983266
OP I hope you're still there. I didn't get the chance to give the link to you.

how can i block myself from browsing /jp/? i just need something that stops it from refreshing out habit. i'm done with you guys

[spoiler]>>8433034</spoiler>

>>8347464
>>8347452
>>8347448
>be black
>shitpost on /jp/ using story from another board
>friendly /jp/ anons reply to it
>feel bad because i'm still a nigger and they're too nice
>WHY

>>7635988
>constantly complains about profanity and ad hominems
>constantly use them even in the post complaining about them
>always samefag in threads were you get verbally destroyed in the most humiliating manner

When do you plan on killing yourself? What is your formspring, by the way. I would like to know the person who gets trounced to the point of tears constantly.

why are you still alive? its not that hard to kill yourself you know.

you're always going to be unattractive
you're always going to be pathetic
you're never going to have courage to change your life
you're never going to have real friends
you're never going to have true love
you're never going to gensokyo
you'll never make a lovely trap
you're a grown up and you watch cartoons or play games meant for 12 year old chinese kids
you're in love with a chinese cartoon
it doesnt exist. it doesnt love you. never have and never will. you love yourself and pretend youre someone else
your only friends are some anonymous nerds on the internet
for all you know, they could just be bots. they could be fake just like everything else in your life. its 2011, do you honestly think we dont have the technology for that

I wish I could experience that but I'm not gay enough to buy a dildo and shove it up my ass. I would never be able to look myself in the mirror again.

every thread is a push closer

gun: jp
frog: me

>>7535955
>I've had sex
>sex

get out of /jp/ now.

>>7508287
i thought we had something in common now i don't even know if this is real life anymore