/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Milo averts his attention back to Buster, who's watching a Mucus Toad teacher attempting to hold a piece of chalk, but it just keeps slipping from her grasp.

Buster takes out a Slurpee and drinks it casually as he watches the teacher fumble about, "Amphibians have a hard life."

"...Say Buster, you seem pretty calm about all this. Calmer than even Jude---?"

"It's probably because I've lived here before when I was a kid. My dad lived with a monster girl once, you can bet I had a tough time in school. Though in those days, girls and boys don't think too much about sex. Just, you know, wedgies and wet willies."

"Wow, I can't even imagine how hard life was like before the human/monster treaty was passed..."

"Wasn't all bad. I was exceptional at academia, got a scholarship back to America and all that."

"---How'd you end up at our public school then, if you're so smart?"

"Puberty hit, and I learned what masturbation was with unfiltered control to the internet. Also laziness. And PCP."

"PCP!?"

"Naw, I'm kidding. About the PCP. Not about the masturbation and laziness part though. Apparently when you're raised around monsters, especially demons and succubi, your libido becomes a problem."

"---I'll be honest, I don't know if I should laugh or console you."

"Corrupted libidos are a problem, Milo. Trying to concentrate on lectures on string theory or relegating simple problem solving skills involved with Pythagoras' theorem become nonexistent the moment you feel the slightest tingle in your chubby chase."

"That sucks man, but for what it's worth, I'm glad you're with us!"

"Yeah, the snobs I went to private school with were so far up their own ass, they could collapse the fabric of space around them and disappear into oblivion. You're my bros now-"

Suddenly. Without warning. A powerful domineering force ripples throughout the hallway, and a blue skinned monster girl rips through nothingness.