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>>45899965
>loses to the common holst merchant

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>>45681681
I just want to live a simple life with holsts

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Forget exploring new lands, I just want to fall in love and marry a humble cow

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>>44481493
You will.

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>>41668049
cows rule?

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>>40146293
cute monsters always cheer me up when I'm down

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Cowscowscows!

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Fucking farmers having their cows walking around with that signs and then mad I take both of them home to fuck.
I ain't giving my wives back. Go alp.

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>>38532738
make love to cute cows

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>>37314413
so cows are the evilest monsters of all? But look how cute they are!

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>>37059886
sounds excellent, can they stay the same small size? I want to pick them up for surprise kisses

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How many shortstacks could you carry away and wife? How many would follow you?

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>>22454021
>Just upload it to Pastebin
W-well, OK. Here's my bad porn-ish writing.

https://pastebin.com/rHSMs41m

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>>22124493
>Vegan
>Teleported to MGE world
>Get a cute Holst wife/become a Holst yourself
>Become a chef selling morally sound dairy products
Now hiring new couples to help out!

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>>19648722
It took ages for pailoli Holsts to get official art, but KC finally delivers.

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>see this while walking down the street
>"Oh boy, that's a great deal."
>toss them both over your shoulders and go home
>they awawa all the way back

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>>19218346
Baker. I'd spend days baking breads and pastries made with fresh local holst milk and wheat from gnome blessed fields.

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>>18995644
You and your father are men of excellent taste.

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>>18451252
Moo Moo Motherfucker

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>>17878788
>a shortstack Holst will never sit on your face

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>>17662233
Oh yes, I'd love nothing more than to be smothered and drowned by their milk jugs.

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>>16969233
Would start the world's lewdest farmer's market with her.

Of course, any new breeds would need to be tested first. Purely for safety. And we'd keep the best ones for ourselves.

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>>16955559
Tell them you're going to take a piss, and need some privacy. Then start running. Hopefully, that's enough of a head start that they won't catch you until you're balls deep in the nearest cow.

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You think what they're selling is all natural?

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