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Johnston waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were abyssals in the naval base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Nagato were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a shipgirl for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the ships and he said to mom "I want to be the ships mommy..."
Mom said "No! You will BE KILL BY ABYSSALS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the naval base of the IJN she knew there were abyssals.
"This is Nagato" the radio crackered. "You must fight the abyssals!"
So John gotted her rigging and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the abyssals
"I will shoot at her" said the battleship hime and she fired the 14 inch shells. John torpedoed at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the abyssals" she shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the abyssals"
And then John was a chompy.

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