/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13655763
The next week, she demands you spend Friday night with her.
>"So...a date?"
>"No! I just want to make sure you don't get into any trouble that would compromise your work. I'm micromanaging you. I'll pick you up at 6 and we'll go out to eat."
>"So a date."
>Her cheeks puff up in a frustrated pout.
>"I told you this is just for your own good! I simply want to go out and mingle like usual, and having you by my side is the best way to keep you from squandering your time, health, and money on some unfortunate choice."
>"So what about the rest of the weekend?"
>"Ah! Now that you mention it, it would be prudent to keep an eye on you the whole time, wouldn't it? I don't want you stumbling into work hung over and covered in Manticore spine scars. That settles it. You're staying at my house all weekend."
And thus you were acquired as a Tanuki's most valuable asset.