/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You wouldn't give a reason.

time to discuss slayers?

yes, it is now that time.

>>7879437

Fuck you.

>>6083511

No Genji, you are the demons.

>>4616603

She has something even better. SECRETS.

>>4429587

Just then, Anon had an idea. Xellos spoiler, anyone?

Two Muscovites, Ivan and Piotr, are waiting in line on a Moscow street in the Gorbachev era, waiting to buy bread, in a long line that hardly moves.

Finally, Piotr says to Ivan in exasperation, “I’ve had it. I’m going to shoot Gorbachev.” Off he goes to shoot Gorbachev. Several hours pass, and Ivan remains in line. At last Piotr reappears, so Ivan asks him if he’s shot Gorbachev.

Piotr replies: “I couldn’t. The line was too long.”

>>4062276

Name: Metallium Xellos.

Species: Mazoku.

Abilities: Manipulation of secrets.

>>3686886

That's not Lina.

/jp/, providence has decided to cut you a deal.

You will be given the waifu of your choice, who will fall madly in love with you, and will maintain a portion of her powers or abilities from whatever medium she may have come from. Nothing world ending, but you might get a fireball or two out of her on occasion.

As payment, every morning, you will awaken with a mouth full of horse semen, it having been conjured by the powers that be at the very instant of your awakening.

Do you accept these terms?

>>3551015

Potential threat identified, limited release, 50% droopy.

Hey /jp/, want to hear a secret?

Lina has a fragment of Ruby Eye in her. Isn't it awesome?

Witches exist.

>>2959726

El Hazard? I liked it better when it was called Tenchi Muyo with Giant Bugs.

/jp/ can you explain the Slayers fandom to me? Why did it become so popular? What is there to obsess and talk about? Why is there a secret?

>>423059

That's a secret.

>>273210

That's a secret.

ITT secrets.

So... New Slayers project. Incredibly awesome or doomed to drown in a sea of forced moe?