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Patchouli looks at you with bedroom eyes and asks "Wanna fuck?"

A) Say "Yes, please!"
B) Decline

Who is Patchy on a date with?

In the afternoon, we'd have our usual tea time. And every time I'd have bitter coffee, but today it seems to be sweeter. Maybe that's because of the love potion... I, the most mature of our group, fell in love with a beautiful clown, and fell asleep in a state of bliss. After that, there were three honest men left.

Patchouli, I guess.

What if Patchy was my roommate and we could hold little book club meetings at the end of the week just for the two of us. I bet it would make her reading even more fun.

I know, I know, glasses.

Patchouli looks up at you with bedroom eyes and asks "Wanna fuck?"

Do you:
(A) Say yes, please!
(B) Refuse

You're lucky all Yuuka did was scare you.

Why don't you take a nap? You look exhausted.

What kind of a terrible fucking name is "Patchouli Knowledge" anyway?

I think Patchy's cool and everything, but goddamn Zun, how long did it take that brain of yours to shit that one out?

>>8871673
Don't interrupt or disturb her. Just be attentive and on call to serve her whenever she wishes.

>>8834135
In my Grimsokyo she gets the healthy eyes of the victims used as food for the Scarlets transplanted into her eye sockets regularly.

Patchouli lurks constantly, and occasionally posts links to sources but never sticks around to get thanked for it.

I want Patchy to read me bedtime stories.

Which touhou would go to to help you with your taxes?

Is Patchouli's hair purple or pink?

I suppose Patchouli, she seems easy enough to relate to, though I suppose that's a bit of a banal, perhaps even "mainstream" selection. She'd brew some tea for us, and we'd partake of it together, light chatter an accent against the hot, steamy drinks. We'd flip though books and perhaps read a few, perhaps aloud to each other, and then, unexpectedly, our eyes would meet for a second too long and suddenly, books rise up into the air and we find ourselves in a sensuous, perhaps even rather base liplock! All manners are tossed to the side, I overpower her and feast on her body, lingering about her nether regions, and perhaps some other stuff would happen to, perhaps we'd come to our senses sometime in between the beginning and the end of that. It's hard to say, and I'm sure it doesn't matter terribly either way.

Patchy

I like the idea of a physically weak woman dominating me

>>8148271
Oh Patchouli, what lush hair you have.

My favorite.

>>8015136
Don't bring that up anymore, just read this.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7990174

Yes, Patchouli has hints of being fat, it makes for some deliciously chubby images, not too chubby but that extra-squeezable flesh that is included in most depictions.

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