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>BY FIRE BE PURGED!

>>37342711
Are they heat resistant to?

I bet lava golems could do some pretty interesting stuff.
>your lava golem has picked up the odd habit of eating rocks recently
>over time, her stomach swells bigger and bigger
>after a few months and about 50 lbs of stone, she looks heavily pregnant
>one day, you hear two loud thuds from another room
>when you go to check it out, you find your wife sitting in front of two large, steaming boulders
>as they cool, they crack open to reveal two baby rock golems
>one is made of gems, and the other is made of precious metals
>and that's how you became a father

>>19388961
She's a LAVA golem, anon. Unless you plan to throw her in a huge pool or leave her outside overnight, she should be fine. Hell, she'd probably be thrilled since I'd be cuddling up to her for warmth.

>>19249278
They never stood a chance against lava golems

>>17194126
>"...Of course it is, hunny. And the bed, and the kitchen, and my titties~ Its all lava~"
I fucking love lava golems.

>>17093026
Just get a Lava Golem and cut out the third wheel.

>>16903625
I'd pat her head and relieve her milk laden breasts as a reward.

>>16805798
Actually, Lava Golem is not a slime! She's a Magic Material/Golem!
But you're right! I want to erupt all over her until she's foaming white!

>>16654639
>you will never make hot cocoa with a Lava Golems milk

>>16615090
That's unfair, that's downright waifu-inducing for me
>clingy 7'3 Lava Golem wife
>cute face
>huge obscene enveloping tits
Lava Golem has long been my favorite and this has long been the way I've considered the perfect one to be. Hot damn.
>>16615106
Absolute total perfection. Just the best. Wanna feel her goop and glorp over me all day and all night long.

>>16602565
Word around the office is you give good hugs
I give good hugs myself

From her to you on this special day.