/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9974167

M-me? My penis isn't as nice as the other /jp/ers, though!

-The ambulance speeds off to the hospital, the /jp/ers parents following behind in their own vehicle. The /jp/er is administered painkillers as he nods into his own memories-

The /jp/er decided that college was a waste. It cost lots of money-lots of money his parents couldn't give him. And he didn't want a big loan-he didn't even want a job. All he wanted was to be left alone to enjoy the things he enjoyed, without interference. He hadn't done particularly well in school-and he hadn't developed an interest in any academic pursuits. He instead delved deeper. He began reading more manga, and reading visual novels he found translated online. He played doujin games in Japanese. Each day he would wake up in the late afternoon, indulging in his hobbies, and then going to sleep. He ate once a day, and used the bathroom perhaps twice in that period.
He was enjoying himself-but this continued for several years. He began losing interest in his hobbies-but he continued with them. He played games he felt as though he'd played before, just to kill time. He read things without reading them, and downloaded files, knowing full well he'd never bother to open them. He decided that real life girls were disgusting and evil-not that males were any better. The only good people were non-existent. They were the only ones he could have ever considered friends.

>>9490645

Oh baby. I remember you. I had some beer today but I'm out of liquor-I'm sorry. Maybe I can...give you a little something else~?

>>9441671

I would, if I wasn't a moron.

My only real childhood dream was to be a scientist. Slowly discovering that I was completely inept is probably the closest thing to the story of my life, and it was very painful.

>>9407638

how big is it?

>>9386168

I would share my booze with you, anon-kun. I have a bottle of rum and like a quarter bottle of sapphire bombay. Also, one more beer that I would give to you.

>>9344048

-The ambulance speeds off to the hospital, the /jp/ers parents following behind in their own vehicle. The /jp/er is administered painkillers as he nods into his own memories-

The /jp/er decided that college was a waste. It cost lots of money-lots of money his parents couldn't give him. And he didn't want a big loan-he didn't even want a job. All he wanted was to be left alone to enjoy the things he enjoyed, without interference. He hadn't done particularly well in school-and he hadn't developed an interest in any academic pursuits. He instead delved deeper. He began reading more manga, and reading visual novels he found translated online. He played doujin games in Japanese. Each day he would wake up in the late afternoon, indulging in his hobbies, and then going to sleep. He ate once a day, and used the bathroom perhaps twice in that period.
He was enjoying himself-but this continued for several years. He began losing interest in his hobbies-but he continued with them. He played games he felt as though he'd played before, just to kill time. He read things without reading them, and downloaded files, knowing full well he'd never bother to open them. He decided that real life girls were disgusting and evil-not that males were any better. The only good people were non-existent. They were the only ones he could have ever considered friends.

I like the idea of girls not cleaning themselves very well and being a bit hairy down there. I can't be the only one, right?

She has been my only obsession for the past two years.

Here's mine.

>>1830230
Seriously. If I fail at studying and a career, I'll end up homeless or dead. If a woman fails at succeeding on her own, she can always fall back on a more successful male.

I would have no problem with feminism if it worked both ways. Maybe I don't want to work my ass off just to have some whore live off of my money.

Why not the other way around? I've had a shitty life and can't hope to live up to rich kid "alpha males". Where is my Nagi?

>>1815515
Forgot the image fuckkkk.

This girl.

>>1803677