/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish I had a boyfriend. I always have to break up with every guy I've been with after a month.

>it says to enter password and I say ask her what it is
>she says she doesn't work there. Just temporarily
>holy sex trafficking batman
>insist on paying cash and we go back to the room
>damn straight I kept my boner without skipping a beat. Even when I was at the register
>she takes off her close and lays on the bed
>ok then
>Start fucking her and it sounds like she's crying
>ask if she's ok
>holy fuck that's not her pubic hair it's a tattoo of a rose right above her vagina
>She gets in doggy and it only lasts 5 seconds before I stop
>you too big. I finish with Hand and mouth. Sorry.
>inb4 lying on the internet.
>she beats me off with the force of 1000 suns
>maybe she thought I'd still give her a tip. Nope you couldn't hang bitch
>she tells me to warn her when I'm about to bust
>tell her
>She aims my dick in an angle away from our faces
>think about how many times she has been blasted in the face or given a dude a dose of his own man juice for her to come up with this finishing move
>let out an audible laugh so she stops saying sorry
>NO KEEP GOING! She does, good bitch lol
>apologize for somewhat yelling only because she jumped when I did
>think about the beatings she must have received to be so obedient while I was mid bust
>it's over before I know it
"My name is candy tell your friends"
>leaves the room
>put clothes back on and leave just as the worlds ugliest looking Arab comes in
>almost trip as I leave
>here I am $190 later plus the $20 I felt obligated to put in my gf car (she had mine because her windshield wipers don't work)

ask me anything

I'm fucking lonely. I've signed on Skype and Steam waiting for someone to message me, but all my friends/acquaintances are sleeping.

Normally at times like this, I would watch some anime, but I've eliminated pretty much all my backlog recently. There is nothing more I feel like I need to watch. What I really want is a bottle of vodka to sink the time with.

-Sent from my iPhone

I was waiting for somebody to make a shitposting general.

If you want these threads to stay, try taking some photos of your Touhou dolls next to some teacups.