/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37585884
>>37586388
I wanted to post that other picture with business Kiki, but couldn't find it in my folder.

What are the chances that a Demon is going to offer me a contract that stipulates I am going to become her submissive househusband? What if her initial draft doesn't fit that and I ask her to modify the contract to make it so?

Having political debates with monsters! Disagreeing on our views of the new consent-on-sight policies! Engaging in pelvis-breaking sex until one of us changes our opinion!

>>30752518
>Before anything got out of hand I contacted a Demon law firm and they get me out of a jam
>They offered a killer deal that would ensure no other mg would break into my house
>The deal involved letting one of the Demon lawyers come live in my house but I didn't have to marry her
>However I had to do a few things
>I would have to fake a wedding ceremonial
>Go to her family events ad bring her to my
>Sleep in the same bed as her
>Have sex with her
>Have a few kids
>Merge our souls
>Best deal of my life

>see Jinko co-worker claim the new guy
>apparently he went to self defense classes before hand
>rookie mistake, everyone should know that those classes are traps for single men
>unlike him, I'll been dodging MG co-workers for a while
>but I haven't been able to shake the Demon from upper management
>Shes been everywhere, I once saw her watching me in the men's bathroom
>I have to inspect most things I agree too
>I'm signing a lease for an apartment
>landlord is a man so I'm don't inspect the contract
>feel two hands on my shoulders
>turns out the landlord was a friend of her's
>I still got the apartment though and a promotion t

>Awaken one evening to noises outside your window
>Somehow in the time in took you to get home and then get into bed a blue-skinned Demon has erected a full sound stage and assembled a live band in your front yard
>She takes on lead vocals and begins a high-effort rendition of the most romantic song known to demonkind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWTzHHoySaI

>Be married with a Wight and have a little zombie kid
>have a crush on my Demon boss from work and my wife found out about it
>My wife wants to meet with my boss.
>They both really like each other, even my zombie daughteru loves my boss when they met
>One night, I head for bed with my Wight wife until I hear a knock on my door
>It's my Demon boss in her at-home attire
>She reveals that she and my wife agreed for a threeway with me
>We're all in bed, i'm very nervous but my Wight wife guides my body while I get down to business with my boss
>Many years later, My boss became my second wife and had a child with her
>I have two kids, a zombie and a wight daughteru

>>22484916
Hope he sees this, sis

>>22400613

>Day of Full moon approaches
>Can't call in sick due to work and shit
>Spend the morning updating your will
>Go to work, take a deep drink of gin from your flask before entering the doors
>Work is quiet
>Too quiet; it's the calm before the storm
>Entire cafeteria watches you shove your lunch in the microwave and walk away with it
>All the single mamono seem to have a haze covering their eyes
>Spend the afternoon holed up office alone making some very important calls

>Clock ticks down to 5pm
>Fill in the last spreadsheet and log your time
>Put on your jacket and pick your bag
>Take another drink
>Door explodes inwards with the force of a maddened ushi-oni
>Luckily you're out the secret panel exit you installed a month ago

>You bolt down the corridor, glad you never skipped leg day
>No-one is close yet, good
>You take out a remote control from your jacket and flip the switch
>Bombs you made out of office supplies and leftover wine, then installed in secret weeks in advance go off
>Windows explode, water cascades from sprinklers, lich-chan in charge of security rages as her video feed is cut off
>The great escape is on

>You proceed to run down more stairs than you ever have in this workplace
>Doors burst open and single mamono rush at you in hordes
>You somehow fend them off with smoke bombs and the Order-brand pepper spray dug up from the confiscation bin
>Witches and dark mages try to trap you with magic circles
>You broke their lines in advance
>They didn't even question when you asked to look under their desks for missing pens
>Too busy drooling at your ass, the morons
>Arache lady from third floor spits web at you from the ceiling
>Light a cig and toss it at her, instant retreat

>Holstaur janitor corners you at a balcony
>"Don't move, anon. Don't make this difficult on yourself..."
>You see the lactation has already started
>Fling off jacket, revealing smuggled parachute
>Smirk as you leap off the balcony and into the air
>Werebat and harpy swoop down
>Reluctantly forced to emergency land on the second floor

>The exit is in sight
>You paid some married couples to fuck out in the open
>In hindsight you probably didn't even need to pay in the first place
>They're doing a good job of tripping over some of your pursuers with their positions
>You toss your bag aside, it hits the Anbuis secretary in the face
>If you can get out into the street, you can hail a taxi, make it to your safehouse and be free!
>Moments before your victory, someone vaults over the top floor and crash lands in front of the exit like a meteor
>Dust and debris fly everywhere

>"Going somewhere, Anon~?"
>Fuck
>Fuck fuck fuck
>It's the CEO
>Demon, former member of Extremist faction, economic genius and utterly, desperately single
>Her shirt is unbuttoned revealing her wonderful cleavage, her thighs are rubbing together, her spade tail waves back and forth in anticipation
>Slowly and gracefully, she strides towards you, licking her lips sultrily, the very image of a predator greeting her prey
>Nothing but pure lust fills those eyes
>"Such in a hurry to leave, it's as if you didn't want to stay behind for some...overtime."
>All hope is lost
>"You've caused quite a mess too. I hope you're ready to take responsibility..."
>So close, and yet so far
>"Now, then how about we discuss the finer details in my office, my dear, sweet Anon..."

>>22111071
That's a demon.

>>21883483
I'm terribly sorry.

>>21877032
>invests

>>20985028
office ink

>>20890741
Working for a sexy demon boss and having secret office sex throughout the day

>>20651410

>>20408674
/jp/ is only slow during the daytime, when most people are at work.

>>20354631
>I thought the world was becoming more liberal
You mean more "liberal".

>>20312729

>>20139053
The variations in horn design really makes demons some of the most elegant mg. I wonder if the horns grow and change shape as they get older/advance in magical strength?
To be able to change horn structure at will would be pretty neat too. I could spend all day tracing my fingers over the ridges of a nice rack.

>>20078501

Cheap bonbons eaten while watching trash TV. It's about as guilty as any pleasure can get.

>>19851948
No.

>>19801349
You never know-a newfag might take it seriously and you could have a wrongful death suit-or worse, a manslaughter charge-on your hands.

>Yandere demon that snuck a clause into her marriage contract that makes it impossible for her and her hubby to physically move more than 10ft away from each other

>>19472676
I demand an attorney!