/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17018475
You've been spotted and she's engaging with you in smalltalk!

>>16749300
I want to get kabedon'd at a party held at the Omega Mu Minotaur Sorority.

>>16364124
>>16364131
>Share a course with a Barbarian student, trying to pass the literature course for the 5th time.
>You hit it off, become good friends, and he mentions he and his dorm are throwing a party and that you should join.
>It sounds good, so you agree.
>When you arrive that night, you realize he failed to mention that they're sharing the party with the Minotaur Dorm.
>It's complete chaos, feats of strength being performed all around, arm-wrestling, drinking contests, showing off their respective weapons.
>Barbarian friend sees you and calls you over.
>Introduces you to a towering Minotaur girl with breasts larger than your head.
>You look up at her face, she actually seems quite shy.
>"So uh... You want to see my Battleaxe?"

>>16183770
Hog-tie the Minotaur, then you can molest her heavy breasts as much as you like.

Sounds like a plan.

>>16109144
>Alright boy, time for you to milk the Minotaurs, wear this.
>I-It's just a bright-red bodysuit!
>That's the idea boyim. Now go make them happy, they're all pent up and in heat, haven't done the deed in months, good luck.

>>15878521
When you get that particular look you know you're in for a breast sandwich with your head in the middle.

>>15444726
Towelboy it is then.

Don't drop the soap in the changing room showers unless you want to be pressed into a cow breast sandwich, Towelboy.

>>15387579
y-you too

>>15368451
Minotaur Milk is great as a body-building supplement.

Not exactly rare, but it would be difficult to obtain while they're in season, a lot of potential for broken bones.

>>15308918
I'd already be downing that stuff by the gallon, not sure why she thinks she has to sneak more into my diet.

>>15171267
>Will the giant, snorting, 7 foot tall, musclebound, Minotaur in heat be gentle?

No Anon. No she will not.

>/fit/ituar
>Protects you from bullies
>Gets you into lifting
>Gives you hugs when you beat personal records
>Pats you on the back and encourages you when you fail
>Constantly tells you we're all gonna make it
>One day you tell her you want to start bulking with GOMAD
>her face when

>>14987797
Fuck no! Me and mine are going to be raised on a steady diet of minotaur milk!

>>14960292
Yeah. Those, uh...those homos, right?

>>14909412
I'd rather do that with a chesty minotaur. If I'm gonna be forced to drink milk, I want some gains from it!

I want to confess to Minotaur-senpai!

>>14592926
Well then you just have go to the gym.

>>14560252
>But I don't want to be swole. I just want to have a runner's build.

>"Haha you're hilarious man! Wait until I introduce you to the rest of the group, they're gonna love you!"

>>14543008
>Chest press machine.
Oh, so that's how Minotaurs do it.

The FratMinotaurs at Omega Mu must do their fair share. Unlike those flabby-bellied Holstaurs at Beta Mu.

>>14495732
I want to confess to her!

>Kid, don't you ever get tired of being picked on by those bullies?
>Why don't you come pump some iron with me and the girls?
>We'll make a man out of you yet!

>>14437584
Bad? Maybe outside of these threads but I'm too used to absurd holst tits to care.

Minotaurs aren't too bright, but they have hearts as big as they are strong.

>>14361542
>"Free hugs huh?..."
>She lifts you off the ground.
>Gives you an extra powerful Mino-hug.
>Lets you fall limp to the ground.
>Drops a piece of paper on you.
>"Call me sometime later, hot stuff."

I hope it was worth it.