/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would always see it on /jp/ but i never had any interest in the fandom or the games so i just tried my best to ignore it. Then one day i just cracked, i think it was after seeing the Bad Apple video and decided to download EoSD to see what /jp/ was shitting themselves over. I fell in love with the series despite having retard fingers and now i enjoy the games and fanon in equal quantities.

>>4329696
cute
>>4329701
i don't like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ojtPTkzgU
i found it while browing bad apple vids. go figure.

>>4284736
I'm just keeping you here and protecting the other threads from you.

Oni's Gourd
Price: 55,000gp
Body Slot:Held, -
Caster Level: 9th
Aura: Moderate; (DC 19) Conjuration and Evocation [Chaotic]
Activation: -, or Command
Weight: 20lbs

-Hanging from the wall at the back of the room is an impossibly large gourd, easily twice the size of any you've seen before, attached to a length of dark metal chain. It sloshes when moved as if filled with liquid.-

The Oni's gourd is a prized possession of Oni and other types of giants and demons.

If held by the chain and swung by a creature with 20 strength or more it functions, despite it's phenomenal weight, as a +2 Anarchic Sizing(MIC, pg 43) Heavy Flail, adapting itself to its weilder size automatically. It overcomes damage reduction and hardness as though it were adamantine. Creature with less than 20 strength suffer a -8 penalty on attacks with the Oni's Gourd.

The gourd itself is always full of alcohol, be it wine, sake, beer, or other spirits of the wielder's choice decided on when the cap is lifted. If turned upside down, it will empy only it's contents out, and will refil itself when it is righted and can produce an infinite amount. If the weilder knows the command word for her particular gourd, she can produce powerful jets of alcohol from the gourd as though it were a Decanter of Endless Water(DMG).

All alcohol not consumed turns to weak, sour vinager 1 minute after leaving the Oni's Gourd.

Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armour, Craft Wonderous Item, -Chaos Hammer, Create Water, Control Water- Caster must be Chaotic. And Drunk. Both at the same time.
Cost to Create: 27,500gp, 2200xp

Pricing breakdown:
[315gp MW Heavy Flail +32,000gp (+2 Anarchic) + 5000gp(Sizing)] = 37,315gp

9000gp x 1.3 (30% increase in cose for Decanter of Endless Booze effect) = 11,700

37,315 + (11,700 x 1.5[50% increase for Multiple Differnet Abilities]) = 54,865 which rounds nicelly to 55K for a round number.