/jp/ - Otaku Culture

holy shit I literally saw it go from 25k watching now to 7k and that was after a refresh

>started stream tired
>perking up
>confirmed watchalong again

YOUR RRATS ARE WEAK SCHIZO POSTERS

THEY BARELY LAST A THREAD

>>30242755
IS THIS YOUR STRONGEST NARRATIVE, NARRATIVE POSTER?

Potion Sellers, I require your strongest narratives.

>>29870289
AAAAAAHHH THE NUMBERS
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NUMBERED.
The numbers of subscribers. The numbers of views. The numbers of likes. The numbers of comments. The numebrs of streams. The numbers of streaming hours. The numebrs of superchats. The numbers of memberships. The numebrs, numbers, NUMBERS, NUMBEEERS AAAHHHHH I NEED MORE NUMBERS.
The numbers of posts. The numbers of antis. The numbers of votes on polls. The numbers of ogeys. The numbers of rrats. The numbers of doxxes. The numbers of her body count. Numbers, I can't live without the numbers. I cant function without them, each waking moment I need numbers. The numbers of the amounts of farts she did. The numbers of pukes. The numbers of sneezes. The numbers of hair follicles on her little cunny. The numbers of her healthy eggs that can be released into her womb. The number of wrinkles on her anus. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS OF MEDS, NUMBERS OF SCHIZOS, NUMBERS OF MENTAL ILLNESS ACROSS THE NATION. When I go to sleep, all I see are her numbers, they keep ticking and I cant shut them off. I count each number of my oshi, counting the numbers of things I know about her and the number of things I don't. I have scripts that go through the threads and calculate the number of posts for her. The numbers against her. The word count numbers. The letter numbers. The image numbers. The UUUUOOOOOHHHH numbers. The numbers of [DELETED]. I cross reference the numbers and build new number based narratives out of the numbers.
I run multiple ranking sites to see the numbers go up and down. I number post on /hlg/. Numbers on /hlgg/, 5ch, 2ch and all other places. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

AAAAAAHHH THE NUMBERS
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NUMBERED.
The numbers of subscribers. The numbers of views. The numbers of likes. The numbers of comments. The numebrs of streams. The numbers of streaming hours. The numebrs of superchats. The numbers of memberships. The numebrs, numbers, NUMBERS, NUMBEEERS AAAHHHHH I NEED MORE NUMBERS.
The numbers of posts. The numbers of antis. The numbers of votes on polls. The numbers of ogeys. The numbers of rrats. The numbers of doxxes. The numbers of her body count. Numbers, I can't live without the numbers. I cant function without them, each waking moment I need numbers. The numbers of the amounts of farts she did. The numbers of pukes. The numbers of sneezes. The numbers of hair follicles on her little cunny. The numbers of her healthy eggs that can be released into her womb. The number of wrinkles on her anus. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS OF MEDS, NUMBERS OF SCHIZOS, NUMBERS OF MENTAL ILLNESS ACROSS THE NATION. When I go to sleep, all I see are her numbers, they keep ticking and I cant shut them off. I count each number of my oshi, counting the numbers of things I know about her and the number of things I don't. I have scripts that go through the threads and calculate the number of posts for her. The numbers against her. The word count numbers. The letter numbers. The image numbers. The UUUUOOOOOHHHH numbers. The numbers of [DELETED]. I cross reference the numbers and build new number based narratives out of the numbers.
I run multiple ranking sites to see the numbers go up and down. I number post on /hlg/. Numbers on /hlgg/, 5ch, 2ch and all other places. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

NARRATIVE SELLERS

I REQUIRE STRONGER NARRATIVES, THE ONE YOU JUST SOLD ME BARELY LASTED A WEEK

>>29122630
>What Mori Calliope thinks of simps
>MOri wasn't a fan of idols before becoming one
>Mori simps over MoistCr1tical

Holy shit anon, thank you for the 70 minute headstart on writing strong narratives.

>>29095631
>Even Shion is now distancing herself from her so she doesn't get hit by the retarded fanbase

Shion's relative has been dead for weeks and she's on a break.

WHAT IS THIS WEAK SHIT

YOUR STRONGEST NARRATIVES POTION SELLER

>>28938803
Why respect dead hours when my narratives can drive the conversation this hard?

If this is what I could achieve on the first try, traveler, imagine what's to come.

>>28769078
Schizo poster, do you require my strongest meds?