/jp/ - Otaku Culture

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

>Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.

>>45248020
sneks in suits

>>44676569
No because the weak should fear the strong.

Apophis is a good girl and will not try to bite you, unless you interact with her in any way.

>>44176642
>overworked apophis keeps up the supervillain persona in public but privately admits that she had no idea running an empire involved so much paperwork
>if she didn't have you for stress relief, she'd be tempted to give it all up and let the pharaoh deal with it again

>>42952059
>infiltrate snake cult
>miss Apophis calls you to meet with her alone
>she tells you she has spies inside the Pharaoh's palace
>and they told her you're a spy
>you pop your emergency antivenom and run for the exit
>you don't get far
>miss Apophis is a lot faster and a lot stronger than you expected
>wrapping you tightly in her coils, she leans in close and tells you they told her about the antivenom as well
>you're immune to her venom for the next twelve hours, but she can easily hold you until it wears off

I'm gonna deny being afraid of monster girls with my perfect poker face, and get defensive when she calls me out on it!

office snek

>>42340980
An adult lamia would average between 1-2 tons, most of that being muscle.