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>>39657482
You will NEVER fuck that cute boy you like on top of your shit flat side pyramid where the whole kingdom can see.
That’s a privilege reserved only for based cats.

Cats sure are silly, I just adopted this one from the jungle and she constantly wants to wrestle all the time and calls me servant despite me being her owner

>>23076910
No Anon don't do it! Don't you know that huffing ocelomeh fluff in public is the fastest way to get "sacrificed"? And how do you think your lovey dovey rape cat waifu will feel knowing she has to rape you in front of those lecherous priestesses?

>>22145358
Sadly, anon, that's a mail order ocelomeh. Looks like you've been swindled

>>21871929
>"But Frieza said he'd blow up the planet in 5 minutes, and they've been talking to each other for over 5 episodes"
>"Gosh you're so dumb! Talking is a free action"

>>21759063
> 23rd May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Madre de dio, we were overrun. All our holy swords and incantations were as nothing as the demon cats fell upon us. The depravity I have witnessed in my first hour on this strange new continent exceeds anything I have seen on the battlefield in a lifetime before. They took men right there in the midst of the fighting, not even bothering to disrobe any part other than the crotchplate, mewling and howling in demon ecstasy even as around them their comrades were still engaged against our pikes. The lines broke, men fled in terror. I can console myself only in that I kept my nerve by the barest of threads, but then a jaguar struck me with her black sword and I fell as though the spiritus sanctum were torn from my body. I awoke in this cell. I hear jaguar chants and human screams through the walls - I can only conclude they mean to sacrifice us all to their feathered gods. No priest to deliver the last rites, so: Per istam sanctam unctionem ignoscat tibi Dominus quicquid peccaveris sive deliqueris

> 24th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> I live, and I do not know why. They threw something into my cell - they said the word 'taco', as though I should understand - which smelled like food, but on biting into it my mouth was as fire. Two cats laughed uprorously as I begged for agua vitae; one shamelessly bared her chest and bade me sup as a babe, then laughed more as I cursed her. I fear they mean to torture me to death with their spiced food.

> 25th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
The jaguar-warrior who bore her chest to me returned alone today. She entered my cell and... and... dios mio, I hardly dare write of it. She used me, in a way that not even the crudest of men would use the most common of whores. Pushed against the wall; then on my knees, my face in her sex; and when my legs failed straddling me on the cold stone floor, this lithe demonspawn took her pleasure from me. Madre dimitte illis non enim sciunt quid faciunt, she wrung me seed from me to dirty her monstrous paws, and smeared it o'er herself like war paint. Words whose meaning I could not comprehend tumbled from her fanged mouth, but her manner spake clear enough, that she mocked my weakness.

How tall are Ocelomehs?