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>>46294271

>>46165614
I claim this plot of thread in the name of denying Hellhounds barbeque

>>17598365
I'll ask her when we meet
if i had to pick i'd go with delilah

>>16784171
I see a hellhound

>>16375290
set yourself up for an instant loss situation by claiming there's no way you could get caught by/lose to a hellhound
>>16375297 if you want more than one

>>16284630
>wendigo version of this
I think I'd prepare multiple turkeys just in case.

>>15855292
>it was deleted
bummer

>>15520735
>which she holds with oven mitts
Smart!

she'd be real bummed about not being able to cuddle, getting too hot would not be good

long tongues are olev

>>15258773

>>15163316
Sure is.

I want to do yoga with a hellhound. I had to do partner yoga today with some smelly dude.

>>14885022

>>14480821
>Wake up in bed with your hellhound waifu
>As always, she's still dozing, snoring with a barely audible rumble
>She barely stirs when you wake her, growling and grumbling, wrapping a leg around you
>It takes a few seconds to dislodge yourself
>She protests, but you tell her you'll make her breakfast in bed today
>Something rocks back and forth beneath the covers, making them oscillate
>Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup-whup
>You head downstairs to prepare everything you'll need
>And head back upstairs not even a minute later, carrying two plates, a packet of bacon, a loaf of bread, and two eggs
>Your waifu looks up as you return, and asks why you've just so happened to come back up with all that stuff
>Before she can even finish her sentence, you're straddling her, leaning down and kissing with such furiously loving passion that most of her body warms up until her skin's glowing orange
>It begins
>You break the kiss, backing up so that you sit right atop her crotch, grinding down on her inflamed lips
>Her nipples are glowing like drops of molten iron, and any sweat forming on her skin turns to steam the instant it forms
>So you take out two slices of bread, and, with no small amount of fondling, tweaking and pinching, slot them both between the hellhound's invitingly warm breasts
>Grabbing her paws, you guide them to her breasts, keeping them squeezed together while you ready the bacon
>Remember: Always preheat
>With a single finger, you trace along the slight valleys of her abdominal muscles, travelling up and down, all along her smooth, firm six-pack
>You can feel her clench and spasm as you tease her, and she moans desperately, contracting and bucking, when you gently press into her navel with a fingertip, wriggling it in there just slightly
>Before she has a chance to recover, you take each strip of bacon and lay it down on her abdomen in rows, hearing them sizzle the moment they touch the hellhound's literally incandescent skin
>Judging by her reaction, it looks like she's getting off on the feeling of the meat cooking upon her own body
>Not willing to stop now, you take the eggs, and crack each one over a nipple, letting the nutrious mix of yolk and albumen flow onto her breasts, mixing with just the small amount of spicy milk leaking from her teats
>The sudden introduction of the gooey eggs surrounding her breasts, and your constant teasing drives her over the edge
>She climaxes, bucking her hips so hard you have to actually hold on to her to avoid being thrown completely off the bed
>When she eventually comes back down, you slip both slices of perfectly cooked toast from between her breasts, peeling away the gold-around-the-edges fried eggs in the process
>They join the bacon on the plates, one of which you hand over to her
>She digs in, mind still partially fuzzy and melty from the afterglow, to the point where the taste of breakfast itself seems to send her into another state of bliss
>Just another morning with your hellhound waifu.

>>14425844

>>14269404
The moe potential of Hellhounds just continues to increase.

>Hellhound meidou raised by kikis since birth
>",,,Okaeri, Ōji-sama" she says through gritted teeth, eyes shut in an attempt to hide her rage

>>14169819
>Any place where you can get breakfast whenever is great.

Cheap, tons of options, open 24 hours a day. Truly, who could hate Denny's or IHOP?

Denny's is better though.

>>14161845
>>14161791
>Coax cat imouto from hiding
>She timidly sits down at the kotatsu you all were sitting at.
>She's ashamed of her behavior and makes eye contact with the Hellhound from across the table
>"...S-Sorry." she triey to say, but she's interrupted
>Your Hellhound GF turns to you and says "She's cute, for a cat."
>She gets up, walks to the other side of the table, and picks up Cait Sith imouto
>Sits with her arms and legs wrapped titghtly around Cait Sith imouto, trapping her.
>She rests her chin on Sait Sith imouto's head and keeps sniffer her
>Imouto is scared stiff, and just looks at you with fear in her eyes, mouth agape and giving off a silent scream
>Hellhound falls asleep like this
>Cait Sith is still scared to death, sitting bolt upright, daring not to relax

>>14128625
>You're both stunned by the tone deafness of his comments, nonetheless, you inquire about Lachesis' body for funeral arrangements
>The agent scratches the back of his head "Funeral? Well shucks, considering these animal corpses are hazardous to public health and all, we're not allowed to release them back to their owners. As with a Golden Retriever, so with your daughter, I guess. Sorry."
>The agent assures you Lachesis' body will be disposed of humanely and then walks you out of the station
>You and your wife part ways, ready to drive home, she doesn't utter a word
>You arrive home shortly, but your wife doesn't show up for another few hours, and when she does she's devoid of tears
>You don't know what to tell the other girls, so you tell them Lachesis went away for a bit, you don't have a clue how to broach the subject with them, best to consult your wife
>Your wife doesn't talk to for the rest of the day
>At night, you both get ready for bed like usual
>You try going to bed, but the sounds of your wife sobbing from the shower keep you up for hours
>When she finally does come to bed, you try to comfort her, but she recoils at your touch and smacks your hand away
>You wake up and prepare the other girls for school, much as you did yesterday
>Your wife still refuses to speak and now refuses to leave bed as well, not sleeping, instead just blankly staring at the ceiling
>You try talking to her, but it's no use, you head to work
>This continues for a week
>One day you come home to an empty house, light off, all silent
>In the kitchen you find a letter on the table
>It's divorce papers and they're filed by your wife
>You try to get into contact to no avail, your lawyer advises you to sign them
>You do, and upon your divorce, you lose the house and are forced to pay alimony for the rest of your life
>You never see your wife and daughters again
>You decide to end it all, maybe Lachesis will greet you wherever you end up

END

What's the best way to tease a hellhound?

Dumb as Hell.

>>13817774

Honestly the only thing preventing "more stuff" is a lack of inspiration and drive more than anything.

Nothing seems to click when trying to think of NEW kinds of scenarios like a switch dominant-submissive relationship with a Dark Elf

>>13804845
Dumb hellhounds