/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kiara is my future wife and the rest of you should just give up!

>>32556906
It's only a matter of time that she did something autistic like that again...

>>32554229

>>29163348
To the thread of /hlgg/ rode a Gosling one fine day
Hardly posted in the thread he didn't have too much to say
No one dared to call him faggot, no one dared call him a jerk
The Gosling there among them, was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk

'Twas the middle of dead hours when he scrolled into the thread
There were no holo girls streaming, so the general appeared dead
"What did you just have for breakfast?" came the survey posting twerps
But the Gosling didn't reply, he was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk

In this thread there lived a schizo by the name of Ration Rat
Many mods had tried to ban him but he only called them fat
He's a schizo and shitposter, though a NEET at twenty-four
And the threads that he had ruined numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the Gosling hadn't caught up on his reps or so it seemed
He had only just woken up, didn't catch the recent streams
He was here for cute reactions or a YouTube-worthy clip
Or if maybe there was more fuel for his favorite yuri ship
Favorite yuri ship

Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Ration Rat
"Here's a brand-new Gosling poster and a naive one at that."
He went scrolling through his archives, a narrative he did find
A perfect schizo post that would poison Gosling's mind
Poison Gosling's mind

Now the thread was archived quickly, it was time for a new one
The OP posted a picture of Kiara with a gun
Folks were watching from the replies as they waited on the thread
The knew this schizo poster's not about to take his meds
About to take his meds

The new thread had just been started when the two would make their boasts
The quality of the thread depends all on the first few posts
The rrat barely cleared the captcha 'fore the Gosling won the day
And the narrative was shut down with an indiff'rent 'ogey'
Indiff'rent 'ogey'

It was only a few moments 'fore the new posts hit the threads
And that crazy schizo shitpost flopped as though the post were dead
Soon the janny would read reports; the narrative he would see
He deleted the rrat's shitpost, he deleted it for free
Deleted it for free

Ogey, Ogey
He deleted the rrat's shitpost, he deleted it for free
The mod on /jp/

>>29104761
>>29106225
WITNESSED.
You two are now immortal. Bless you, anons.