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[spoiler]There are traps in Umineko.</spoiler>

>>6839975
>he would not dump her for something like that
She
would
willingly
explode
him
for
other
man

I know George is desperate and fears dying alone but COME ON

Shannon is actually a hermaphrodite, son/daughter of Kinzo who also happens to be his/her grandfather. S/he then fell crotch first into a rock then got rescued by the servants and raised as a meido and had it's age decreased by 3 years without puberty somehow revealing that.

S/he then fell in love with his 13 years old cousin/nephew because they both liked Agatha Christie or some shit. The cousin never returned and our fellow hermaphrodite went batshit insane, became a witch with dual personality, started doing pranks around the island and banged his/her older cousin and also his/her other female cousin.

One day s/he discovered the gold thanks to a silly epitaph that was impossible to solve for english readers, received a dress and was mindfucked by Kinzo's last words, who then died. Some shit happened and 2 years later s/he wrote 2 fanfics about killing everyone and trew them in the ocean, but Kyrie killed the shit out of her/him before s/he could actually do anything.

Without love it cannot be seen

>>6009171
Yup, no crazy at all, no wonder Battler forgave her with arms wide open

captcha: tectosy "George!

I fell asleep in one of the Shannon x George scenes in EP6.

Shannon going all denpa when requested to summon Kanon was a definitely a highlight of EP7.