/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45307879
Make an excuse to get you into her room, and dress like picrel.
If that still doesn't work, she'll just drag you into bed and do the work herself, and call you a dumbass all the while.
Expect to have to be airlifted into Eientei the next morning by a blushing and mute Yuukarin with lacerations on your back, a broken pelvis and bruises on your arms/neck.

>>44681378
The more Eirin and Yuuka get posted, the more I start to think they're part of the sociopath-subspecies of hag enjoyer.

>>44008359
No, that's what they said they were doing while lying next to each other under the covers.
Elly being the kind and polite lady she is relayed the news of Gengetsu's latest escapade, and excused herself promptly.
Normally, when Muge and Genge "visit", Yuuka is fairly quick to remind them why she's the master of the dream world, unless she is in needing of waking up first. So, most of the time. This particular incident was rather different, in that even after being informed of the threat to Mugenkan, Yuuka was a little lethargic to say the least.
In fact, Elly and her best friend [Other than Yuukarin of course] Kurumi had to handle the incident themselves, at considerable cost to the interior decorations.
Normally, Yuuka dispatches of the 'getsus with the air of an expert at home in their field, eliminating them so quickly they haven't much chance to actually do much.
This time, the carpet of the main hallway was torn up, and rendered tattered rags.
Yuuka would normally be infuriated at the slightest bit of damage or dirt to one of her treasured tartan rugs, but interestingly this time, when she showed up no earlier than one full hour after having been disturbed, she just said "Oh well, I suppose we should have been making some changes to the house anyway~" and went back to her room.
Perplexed at this uncharacteristic behaviour, Elly wracked her brains for anything that might have been odd leading up to this event, and found nothing.
Her own interest in the affectionately dubbed "Nephew-kun" was however most likely a major factor in this turn of events, seeing as she had been negleting her gatekeeping duties more than normal since he had arrived.
Of course, there were still times when miss Kazami needed a hand with her garden, and while Elly had to pretend to be busy with her actual job, normally it fell on 'Rumi to take up this task.
This was of course, wholly impractical, since even Makai vampires weren't good in the sun, and miss Kazami always picked the brightest of days to view her sprawling gardens.
So, Kurumi was only ever taken on overcast days, or at night, to lend light aid to the real hard worker, since being as young as she was (A mere three centuries!) she wasn't all that suited to much else other than providing company or holding the odd trowel for the Lady of Mugenkan.

Ever since Nephew-kun had been brought home however...

The two must have been exhausted from all that hard work they were doing together!
Sure enough, they had been coming back home sweaty and flustered, and the normally immaculately dressed Yuuka had had her shirt untucked and the blouse opened more than normal more often than not!
It was just like her to push Nephew-kun to the brink of death, and she had been known to get carried away while doing so!
Of course, she'd have her own work to do as well, so really she would have been doing far more than usual herself as well!
And all that time spent together in the drawing room, why, of course they had been discussing the coming work, and the layouts of the intracate gardens of lady Kazami late into the night!

There was just one thing nagging at the back of her mind... >>44006487

>>43915474
I however can get behind this instead.

>>43472781
Done. Shouldn't have any more problems like that, although it's rare for that to happen anyhow.
>>43472922
Glad to hear it, and you should probably extend that thanks to the anons that convinced me to start it in the first place.
I was (And still am to an extent) worried that I couldn't write "normal" speech convincingly, or would become too cliche'd, but I'm decently happy with keeping things different while not dumping in modern zoomertalk to make things "different". Which is odd, since I was born after the millenium, I just never engaged with the kind of mindless cons00mer content the same way.

Also, bump.

>>43318151
The leglock hu is going to force you to mating press her every night, at least twice or three times before letting you sleep.
She's not going to stop until you have a large, happy family of green haired yuukarins and little troublemaker boys!
Truly one of the most devious, insane youkai in existence. You'd need some major balls to go against her wishes, and you'd better believe she'll make you take a bath with her while drinking a bottle of sparkling pink wine!