/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17909099
>Hey buddy, I'm not running a charity here.

>>16356777
>But she's got a job
Hades pays shit for how many hours she works, no overtime, no holidays off, and most of the people she ferries are stiffs when it comes to tipping. Someone has to help her pay the rent.

>>16016174
You know how hard it is for hostesses to make money just sitting around? You'll have to compensate her.
I'm sure she'd appreciate someone giving her an excuse to sit down for a bit with a cute boy.

>>15170094
She'd give me head to see if it fixes the issue

>"Alright buddy, this is your stop, that'll be two Greek silver coins."

It's too bad you didn't ask to be buried with your coin collection, but there's got to be something else you can offer.

What do?

>>14461520
>"What? Leave? You're dead as a doornail, buddy. If leaving the Underworld was easy, everyone would do it."
>"..."
>"Well, I guess I can help guide you to the exit, since you didn't try to rock the boat like most of the morons I ferry."
>"Sheesh, my boss is going to kill me..."
>Charon has joined your party!

>>14218497
SHE'S CUTE~

>"You want to get on board my 'pleasure cruise' handsome? It'll cost you though, ehehehehe..."
>"Seriously though, you've got money on you right?"

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight.

What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow the fuck down.

So I was at the grocery store today and I saw an employee struggling with a very large crate of pickles. He was wobbling and it seemed like he'd fall over at any moment.

He had a real, uh...hmmm...like, an expression that is the opposite of sweet? Unpleasant, yeah.

So the guy with the pickles is wobbling around and he nearly bumps into these kids who were running around all full of piss and...piss and...gosh, what's the word? Oh yeah, piss and fire.

And then he starts to really lose it and flail around and, just in time, I rush in to save him from crashing pickles-first into a display of minced garlic. The manager herself thanked me and gave me a book of coupons as a reward.

So yeah, I'm kind of a big dill.

>>13708465
But it enlightens them and warms their hearts for the rest of their lives!

Does Charon accept visa flexi-debit cards?

>>13486061
>That's the joke
Not a very good one. Try a pun or some dark comedy.

>>13448486
How much did they pay you?

What do you say to a virgin Unicorn when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight.

What did the Wight do when she got to the ball? Gagged.

How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They both hold stiffs.

Two potatoes are you standing in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? It's the one that says 'I-DA-HO!'

How can you tell which is the head Succubus? She's the one with dirty knees.

How do mermaids reproduce? With seamen.