/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3982335
>>3982346

Alright, I dunno what this thread's about or what you're talking about, but I'm about to run you through my life so put on your seatbelts and grab your steering wheel

Today I got up, did a double backflip off my bed to loosen my muscles up, and landed right on top of some bitch, she orgasmed the minute I entered her, so I flip her over and fuck her like ten more times while I brush my teeth and watch like four pornos on my flatscreen TV's.

Bitch says something about wanted to leave so I fuck her in her mouth while smoking two blunts to the FACE, then I bust a nut all over her and kick her out by her cunt on the curb to walk home covered in jizz. Then I hopped in my Ferrari California and did like sixteen donuts before pulling out so fucking hard my entire block had rubber from end to end.

I drove to the gym at like one hundred and ninety miles an hour all the way, do another donut in the parking lot and then run inside to chill with my homebois. This bitch was looking at me while I was bench pressing like three thousand pounds at once so I fucked her in the middle of my reps. My homebois say that I fuck like a porn star. So like, I finish the rest of my workout while fucking this bitch in her ass,

Gym was about to close by the time I was bathing her in my baby batter, so I bounce and go hotbox my car with a couple of homebois while racing down the expressway at 200 miles an hour, I was going so fast I was blowing the skirts and panties off some hoes. I drift into my driveway, stop INCHES from my glass windows, then run inside and start typing on my keyboard with my raging twenty inch erection, while I drink a couple of protein shakes.

So what you been doing, other than trollin some virgins on the Internet?