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>>10769311
You have saved us, brave hero.

A spirit burned my house down. TRUE STORY

when i was a kid my brothers were always into magick. they loved to talk to spirits and tap into their infinite wisdom. they

communicated with the other side by using a Ouija board. The spirit world is a lot like a bar, there are some "regulars" who

hang around in certain spiritual spheres all the time and some wandering spirits who just pop in on their travels to the

great beyond.

My bros usually talked to the same group of spirits. There was Slappy, Soupy, Pops, and Corndog and they, for the most part,

were pretty trustworthy ghosts. One night an unknown spirit wandered into the sphere, his name was Dead Frank. Dead Frank

smoked a cigarette that never went out. His moustache was long and intimidating. Dead Frank said he had the truth, but in

order to get the truth my bros had to trade their souls.

I tried to stop them, but they were mezmerized by Dead Frank's wordplay, he was truly a mastercraftsman of limmericks.

Dead Frank was spitting out limericks like hot flames, the ouija could barely keep up.

"There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'"

Without a second's break Dead Frank dished out another sizzler

"There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'"

My brothers knew this spirit possessed great power and signed their souls over.

After my bro Petri crossed the T in his name, the house began to shake. It rumbled as if God himself was shaking my

bowels.Then suddenly the house was engulfed in flames.

Dead Frank said, "THe onlt truth is DEATH"

My bros were incinerated were they stood, GRANDMA WASNT SO LUCKY. She lost her eyes, ears, mouths, arms, legs, and toungue.

DON'T MESS WITH SPIRITS, for your own protection

>>8277499
Oh boy, this troll is a skilled one.
Let's see how you handle it, /jp/.

>>8273073
Just as planned.

>>8174730
Check this out, bitch.

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