/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One spring day, Rin fell sick. Archer and Sakura stayed home to watch over her.

Archer placed a cool towel on Rin's head. "Are you feeling okay, Rin?" He asked.

Rin coughed meekly. "I think so."

All the while, Sakura had been staring at her strangely. Archer noted this. "Sakura, why are you looking at Rin like that? Are you very worried?"

Sakura nodded her head. "Aacha-san! I'm very worried. What if Rin has Ebola, or Onchocerciatis?"

Rin stuttered. "E-e-ebola...!?"

"...well, I think uh...she just has a flu..."

"What if she has lupus?"