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Haha Anon, time for sex! You have no objections, I presume.
>Actually I have one. Take off your hat before we start.
Fuck you. I'm not taking it off.
>Then put your socks back on.
I don't get it. Is your brain faulty?
>YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT YOU STUPID FUCKING WITCH. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ONLY WEARING YOUR HAT AND NOTHING ELSE CREATES AN EXTREME IMBALLANCE IN THE CLOTHED PERCENTAGE OF YOUR BODY BY SEGMANTS. THE SAME PROBLEM WOULD ARISE IF YOU ONLY WORE SOCKS AND NOT YOUR ADMITTEDLY REALLY CUTE HAT WHICH I LOVE VERY MUCH. I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT YOU IN SUCH AN INPERFECT STATE AND WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HAVE SEX WITH SUCH AN UNBALANCED ENTITY.
*bashes Lambda's head into the floor, which breaks*
*impales lambda with my magic spear and raises her mangled body in the air*
*puts lambda's socks back on, to restore perfection*
>NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. BERN-CHAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME. EVEN MY OWN DEMONIC SERVANTS DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. MAGIC CAN HEAL THE GRAVEST OF WOUNDS, BUT IT CANNOT FIX WHAT IS BROKEN TO BEGIN WITH. I'M BROKEN, COMPLETELY BROKEN. PERHAPS I'LL BLAME THIS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY BIRTH. FUCKING AUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISM.
>DECARABIA, I TRUST YOU TO BUY SOME CANDY FROM THE GROCERY STORE FOR MY GUEST. I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO DO SO. NOW STOP WATCHING ME FROM OVER THERE CAN'T YOU TELL IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TELL LAMBDA WHEN SHE GETS UP. HAHA I CERTAINLY GOT MYSELF INTO A PICKLE THIS TIME. BUT I FUCKING HATE PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES.
*lambda gets up*
Anon, if you channeled your special power properly, you'd be more powerful than even me.
>So are we having sex?
Not in the mood. In 340 years from now I'll come again.
>COOL! I'll mark it on my calendar.