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Chickenbros, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine coming home from work one day to find the memeing chicken clucking in your living room about her subscriber numbers and demanding you explain why you haven't subscribed to her yet. And as you calmly sit her down to explain, she starts clucking again loudly about how she's the best phoenix to ever exist and deserves to reach 50k subs before tomorrow. Your ears start to hurt from her incessant clucking. And then you remember this is the fucking arsonist who burned down Hololive agency and killed your oshi in the process. Filled with rage, you stand up suddenly and punch her hard in her soft supple stomach fat, which startles her. Another punch takes the breath out of her, and while the final whimpering cluck escapes from her lips, she slumps to the ground clutching her bruised stomach. Taking the initiative, you rip off her stupid chuuni clothing while she tries to defend herself with her arms. Her eyes start to tear up as you yell at her "HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE".
You ignore her futile attempts at resistance from her spindly skinny arms, kick her a few times in the ribs and push her arms away, beating her face until it's blue and black and a few teeth have fallen out. Her crying face with smudged makeup stops you for a second and as you look at the pitiful, bruised, naked, sobbing mess of a chicken, an incomprehensible feeling comes over you. Those bruises aren't from what you did. The teeth are fake. This girl has been through this many times now, from fan to fan, begging for their subs but being beaten in the process.

And then you realize anger isn't the solution. That this girl will suffer far more if she continues to beg like she does. So you throw her broken, naked ass out of your house and tell her to never bother you again.

>wake up
>splitfag

AGAIN, ONE SINGLE FUCKER WILL DO IT AND MODS WILL KNEEL TO HIM

>>26092085

NO
I WANT TO GO BACK