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Smug frog

>>22719858
What took you so long?

>>19726543
Probably shouldn't start a thread whining about calling her being lewd if you don't want people calling her lewd. Or complain so much about it yourself.
It'll happen no matter what you do, probably, but don't be part of the problem.

>>19264755

Ok!

Glad to see my Sanaebros.

>>19086667
Who doesn't?

>>18100709
You know that's not true.

>>17263804
I wonder.

>>17198795
>>17198917
https://exhentai.org/g/398217/a9fbbc8c61/

>>17203319
There is nothing wrong with Sanae's face.

Medicine is a gimmicky, 1 dimensional, weaker Flandre
Shes SO irrelevant that Reimu and Marisa don't even fight her.
That's right, she's not even level 1 midboss worthy.

ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

>>10900719
I don't think this guy gets it

>PHD in being a slut
>any cock I want
>9" starting

Hey guys, Sanae is my favorite touhou!

By the way, why are kikes still so damn butthurt over the Holocaust? Germany paid long and hard for their crimes, the military leaders that sanctioned the genocide were all brough to justice and sentenced, millions of German women were raped by southern and eastern Slavs (among which Ashkenazi Jews).
I'd say that the issue has been successfully solved, although it was done with the blood and guts of countless innocents. Yet Israel keeps exploiting it to ask for funds, troops, tech and military secrets (to sell to China and India at an inflated price) and a lot more. Don't they understand that they are attracting everyone's enmity by using an event from 70 years ago to justify their crimes and greed?
Just imagine if USA acted out with THEIR OWN insterest in mind, instead of succumbing under the insane lobbying of Mossad plants. Just imagine how all the funds Israel is sapping away for their own bloated military could've been used: scientific research, cultural betterment, improvement of life standards for everyone, even space travel!
Japan got it right when it decided to repel all foreign influences, I hope one day Americans will wise up and do the same.

>be 11 years old
>wake up for school
>go downstairs to eat
>mom tells me we ran out of semen rations and that I'll have to go without eating today
>sadfrog.jpg
>go upstairs to put on my trenchcoat, cape and fanny pack
>haven't had running water in house for 2 weeks
>been hiding my stench by drowning myself in cologne
>no more cologne
>autism begins to flare up
>get on bus
>no one will let me sit with them except a solid 7 because I'm a nerdy smelly kid
>sit down next to her
>she moves around causing her fat rolls to touch me
>get turned on
>"B-back that ass up"
>she giggles and notices my boner
>touches it
>I begin to cum and vomit
>she screams really loud, startling the bus driver and causing us to crash
>spaghetti goes everywhere
>people being suffocated by it
>i'm terrified and begin to shit
>beautiful half-bowl medium-cream blast with foam on top, perfect wetness, perfect drape pattern, cornering and rounded drop splatter
>put the turds in my empty lunchbox and manage to escape the wreckage and get to school
>mom forgot to tell me its penis inspection day
>I'm first because I was late
>pull down pants revealing my 1 incher
>coach and kids begin to laugh
>their laughter pierces my soul
>lunch time
>sit alone because everyone calls me Centimeter Peter
>school slut and her friends walks by
>I offer her my lunchbox
>she opens it and sees the shit inside
>I ask her to marry me
>she bursts into treats
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>get expelled

I just realizd that The Dark night Rises is a mvie about jp:
There's dubsguy who wants to be a truneet )he pisses in bottles and has extremely long nails) but his normalfag but;er tells him nooo you can't be a truneet you've got to find a wife and children and dubsguy says no that's enough but the butler then says haha ur favorite 2hu is a slut and doubles guy tells him Gethefuckout and hes all alfa.jpg. Then a new guy comes out, he's like a ZOG agent, or a communist or something he looks like the nigger that steals dakikamura, you know the one who slaps waifus anyawys dubsguy must fight him because he's a bad guy, then he asks a catgirl. but shes not really a cartgirl shes like some kind of superhero that acts like a thief or something i dunno. and she leads him into a trap where he gets beaten up because bain happens to be dubsguys childhood friend and knows all his moves so he throws him into a hole dunno why. There's also a super cool cop that fights the ZOG agents, he's like robocop or something lol. So the nigger tells everyone that he's making "gotham city" (but we know that it's new york actually) communist and reads some papers, everyone gets super pisssed but then he tells that he has a bomb and kills a russian guy dunno why hes pretty mysteriour like that maybe he hates slavs or something.

>>9682623
The snake and frog clip are on the wrong side of the head. Fuck.

>long day at work
>get home, just want to sleep
>sleep
>wake up, hearing noises
>it's 2AM
>new next door neighbour is playing COD with the window open
>keeps swearing loudly when he dies every five seconds
>I hear him constantly going "I'm not dying all the time" repeatedly, growing more irritated
>lean out window
>"HEY MATE IT'S BLOODY 2AM SHUT UP"
>he pulls off his headset
>"Sorry mate" he says distractedly as he dies again
>he doesn't shut up
>"HEY MATE STOP FUCKING DYING AT COD AND GO TO BED"
>"I'M NOT DYING JESUS"
>he flips his shit and throws his controller out the window at me
>it lands in the garden
>his mum comes in and starts yelling at him and he gets completely embarassed
>"It's 2'0'fucking-clock byron why the hell aren't you in bed?"
>"but mum my friend bazza needed me to play tonight"
>"Don't be such a drongo byron."
>go back to bed

>me: Hey Sanae what's for dinner tonight?

>Sanae: Pussy!

Sanae.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxY7M1RM9po

Don't be mean to Sanae.