/jp/ - Otaku Culture

FACELESS MAN LEAVE THIS SACRED PLACE

IT IS FIT ONLY FOR THE GODS

Hola, /v/, my name is Jose

I'm a 27 year old Mexican Immigrant (wetback for you gringos). I trim hedges and do other hard labor and spend my days perfecting my mariachi and playing superior Mexican games. (futbol, Grand Theft Auto)
I train with my lowrider every day, this superior car can drive clean through steel because it has flames painted on it and a horn that plays mariachi music, and is vastly superior to any other car on earth. I earned my drivers license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mecian and Spain dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their illegal immigrant code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am going to continue living in America because I'm already here. I'm going to drop out of High School and not give a shit about American culture. I hope I can become a gardener for a hot Californian housewife!

I own several beater shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go home and have a bunch of kids, so I can fit in easier. I hide from the INS and pretend I don't speak Eglish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /v/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, adios!

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>>10099076

Only love between (dick)girls is pure. As long as she isn't fucked by multiple girls* at the same time she isn't a slut.

*Exceptions may occur, if suwako and kanako DP sanae it may not be regarded as slutty since they truly love each other equally.

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Commencing rectification.