/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Too many people think they're funny and smart leaving certain comments. I can't keep up with deleting them one by one. Too bad!

Why does Kiara have to be such a bitch about this? She should be grateful that her roommate's followers have more than doubled since debuting. She's essentially telling the majority of her roommate's followers to fuck off.
I know they can't officially acknowledge the link with their roommate's accounts due to their contract but there, but there's no stipulation they have to go on an all out attack on roommate posters like this either.
People like Mori and Noel have benefitted immensely from playing it fast and loose with their roommate account.
There is literally no downside to having your roommate account being an open secret like that, because the truly malicious doxxers would go after you anyway regardless of what you do.
She has absolutely no business sense, unlike Mori. When Mori graduates she will carry over the majority of her fanbase and continue a successful music career whereas when Kiara graduates she will have nothing if she keeps this up.

>>30726031
I fucking am this bitch!

>>29856664
okay transbrap

>>29592955
That Mori never existed, you fetishizing coomer degenerate niggerfaggot. God fucking damn I hate femdom retards. Grow a spine.

>>29483354
Both based and cringe. As expected of a fellow Deadbeat.

>>29228131
I defend all girls when they're attacked at all times. I don't need an excuse to. All HoloENs are wonderful angels.

makes me wonder tho
did the elevens already translate the p*dcast or are they just hopelessly behind on narratives?

>>29196177
What a fucking chuuni, holy shit. I love you, dork reaper.

>>27634028
No way fag. I devote myself solely to my oshi.

>>27273949

https://youtu.be/zlJ0Aj9y67c

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti
She's nervous, and on the surface she's not calm or ready
To drop bombs, and she keeps on forgetting
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's cringing, how? Everybody's cringing now
The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Calli she choked, she's so mad but she won't
Give up that easy, no, she won't have it, she knows
Her whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, she's dope
She knows that but she's broke, she's so stagnant, she knows
When she goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this old rap shit, she
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her, and

You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go!)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…

Her soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me Queen
As we move toward a Holo World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, she blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on her, coast-to-coast shows
She's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, she's grown farther from home, she's just fodder
She goes home and always asks "Why bother?"
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These Holos don't want her no mo', she's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
She nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah

>>26788743
>spoonfeeding

>>26783870

>>26706700
Your rhymes are worthy of our Reaper, Anon.

OH MY GOD CALLI PLEASE I'M CRINGING TOO HARD

Here's something for you faggots, I'm not gonna submit this since it references her past life. Sadly this was the best take I could get after 27 tries, I'm not a fucking rapper.

https://voca.ro/11CEVoE0vRbY

Modern day chuubas really must hate fun, more often chuubas taking simps givin zeros and ones
The real cringe connoisseurs in the ruins of hell get used to watching weeabos with moe that sells cuz,
To my surprise, chunni lines like she's a senshi,
Calli-chan is a motherfucking DaVinci
of dignity erasure
feel so bad for her
Make sure when watching no one's around first
Filthy plebs out here, watch her drink pinot
"Why do you guys like this?"
Bitch it's so kino
Cute as all hell in a literal sense, a cringy pretense, but the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents
Don't mean nada to Leafs in Canada
Based and other super radical lines to tear your heart apart at the seams still the killer of your dreams, slips your supa in her pocket and then she flees the scene, it's like that.
If she took my advice she'd still be fucking unknown.
But the other chuubas that I like so much more
Are along the lines of cool and fuckin SEISO
Gotta know it aint so, could you let go of your dig-ni-ty,
Just for me?
I'm just want something to watch while the time goes by,
Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified?
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
MORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSING
TEE HEE BITCH
BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING
SECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPE
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
Till we get em to say
"Alright" Yay! Let's watch this!
Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want,
Her dropping all her spaghetti!
Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!
Cringe high enough to exterminate ya
You'll watch anyway cause it's human nature
And somehow root for her all of the way
Until the day she stands on top!
What the fuck is this shit?
What am I watching?
A girl living out her dreams and she's not stopping
Not what you expected? Better tell you straight forward, haters unironically throw away your keyboard. Go ahead and be sore but she won't run. Cause she's an alcoholic nerdy dork getting shit done. Hololiving? Not an industry for faint hearts for one, it's a mistress of cringe lines day in the sun.
C A DOUBLE L I O P E
I really love this fake chara shit's eye opening
Taking words she gets right off the cuff and script her own thing
"Freestyle with toliets ain't enough" That was embarrassing
Gonna take a first pass at dat ass and blast her
Deadbeats come at her, she's masochistic and butthurt
Huh whatever that means
Yes whatever that means
Come a little closer motherfuckers then laugh at her!
If she took my advice she'd still be right on the fringe
But inside she's kinda nervous and she don't know what the word is for the other side of gap
Fuck it, it's cringe!
Setting out, do as she's supposed to do, she'll get close to you and the viewers too
If it's alright with you, go on give her a try
Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified?
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
MORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSING
TEE HEE BITCH
BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING
SECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPE
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
"Alright" Yay! Let's watch this!
Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want,
Her dropping all her spaghetti!
Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!
Cringe high enough to exterminate ya
You'll watch anyway cause it's human nature
And somehow root for her all of the way
Until the day she stands on top!

 
Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want,
Her dropping all her spaghetti!
Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!
Cringe high enough to exterminate ya
You'll watch anyway cause it's human nature
And somehow root for her all of the way
Until the day she stands on top!

I swear if a competent rapper could do it fast enough, all the lyrics should line up.