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The balance of the universe has been restored.

FUCKING GODDAMN CUTE LITTLE BIRDS

HOW CAN I REPORT YOUR THREAD WHEN IT'S SO ADORABLE

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, YOU FEATHERED FIENDS

Japanese bird cooking spaghettios.

The phone was like a pillar of ice.

Then all the objects around me turned into pillars of ice, as if I were in a J. G. Ballard science-fiction story.

I really don't know, I repeated. He went away a long time ago, without saying a word.

The girl laughed. Give me a break. He's not that clever. We're talking about a guy who has to make a lot of noise no matter what he does.

She was right. The guy really was a bit of a dim bulb.

But I wasn't about to tell her where he was. Do that, and next I'd have him on the phone, giving me an earful. I was through with getting caught up in other peoples messes. I'd already dug a hole in the back yard and buried everything that needed to be buried in it. Nobody could ever dig it up again.

I'm sorry, I said.

You don't like me, do you? she said suddenly.

I had no idea what to say. I didn't particularly dislike her. I had no real impression of her at all. It's hard to have a bad impression of somebody you have no impression of.

I'm sorry, I said again. But I'm cooking spaghetti right now.

I'm sorry?

I said I'm cooking spaghetti, I lied. I had no idea why I said that. But the lie had already become a part of me -- so much so that, at that moment at least, it didn't feel like a lie at all.

I went ahead and filled an imaginary pot with imaginary water, lit an imaginary stove with an imaginary match.

So? she asked.

I sprinkled imaginary salt into the boiling water, gently lowered a handful of imaginary spaghetti into the imaginary pot, set the imaginary kitchen timer for eight minutes.

So I can't talk. The spaghetti will be ruined.

Japanese cat cleaning the table.

Japanese bird cooking pasta.

>>4637758
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Japanese bird preparing spaghetti

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Japanese bird stirring spaghetti.

moshi moshi?

Dogs are filthy animals, but they are also stupid and loyal. Cats are also filthy, but to a lesser degree, and they are more intelligent and thus think for themselves more.

In the end, there's only one right choice.

Remember when this?

A wizard offers to magically grant you full fluency in Japanese, but in exchange, your English is reduced to substandard, barely understandable drivel and you can't even pronounce R. Do you take the deal?

>>3828561
Dinner's already done, bro.