/jp/ - Otaku Culture

People like to argue about which sprites are better for Umineko, personally I think they're both ideal. One side claims the PS3 sprites are better because they don't look like they were done by an autistic child with Parkinson's, but I say the original art is perfectly in line with the rest of Umineko's quality, i.e. shit. The other side says that the PS3 sprites lack soul and fail to capture the emotion behind the original, but I say this is ideal for how much of a shallow, plastic cash-cow Umineko ended up as.

japans bird cookin a pasghetti

Japanese bird stirring spegehtti

Japanese bird stirring pasta

Japanese bird stirring spegehetti

japanese bird stiring pasta

>>11378843
Well there clearly wasn't enough shitposting, and for that, I apologize.

I say we rename /jp/ to /jb/ for our mascot, Japanese Bird (the one that cooks spaghetti). Ah yes, what a glorious board this would be, with many and varied JB threads, various JB images new and classic, a veritable emporium of all things JB!

I haven't gone outside or talked to anyone in about a month nor feel much need to outside of food shopping so I think I'm about to make the full transition from NEET to hikki.

>>11095335
First, fill a medium sized pot with cold water. Place it on the stove on high heat. Once the water has boiled, reduce heat. Place the spaghetti into the hot water, making sure the the spaghetti is completely covered with water. You may need to break the spaghetti in half. Allow to cook for 10-15 minutes. Spaghetti should be completely soft when finished. Test a strand of pasta to make sure it is finished before turning off the stove. If the center is still hard, allow to cook for an additional 5-10 minutes.

>>10985285
Not a lie. Sudo still posts here too, but without a trip. He was a chill dude. He knew exactly what I wad talking about when I mentioned the name sudo while vringing up pet pigs. He matched ever back story Sudo had too.

>>10981163
What is that exactly?
>>10980907
I had a wedding. Talked to an old friend, but never can do anything since with parents. Better that way I guess. Everyone in the direct and extended family say we will end up marrying each other half jokingly, but they want me to marry white. Idk. I think she might be a lewd woman. She kissed me when she was drunk at the last wedding while she was away from her now ex-boyfriend. Never had any interest in her even when we had that first wedding "incident" with one another. She says she remebers me since I was a little boy, but I have no recolection of her up until that first wedding. Odd. I catch her stairing sometimes and an older aunt cocked blocked me when me and her were going to go driving to the cabin to get a memener of the family's things. Even then I didn't feel anything, but the older guys were bumping into male saying things and rubbing elnlbows with me. We danced for ine song, but nothing more. She is signifigantly older than me, but was about to really pull me in close. Then as she was she saw my mother and remembered I came with family. She stopped. Its all just complexing to me. I could have brought another girl, but my family wouldn't allow it.

I also brought Otaku magazine, yukio Mishima book, Sonny Chiba dvds and NEETed it up with those things for about two days before hand in my private room. I think that was the best part getting away from society to do my basic Otaku functions.

>>10851161
It's okay and thanks. You too. What's your /jp/ dream?

But the spaghetti is done cooking.

>Havent gone anywhere in half a year.

I'm feeling pretty damn lonely. Hows everyone feeling?

>>9897194