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>>46437963
>Encounter a genie
>"You get three wishes, mortal"
>"What will they be?"
"I wish to make-out with you!"
>'Oh... I uh... okay..." she says while blushing
>Make-out with genie for the next half-hour
>"Wow... yeah, okay, so mortal, what's your next wish then?"
"I wish to cuddle with you overnight"
>"Sure.... um, I suppose I can grant that"
>She does her best to hide her face in embarrassment at the situation
>Night passes and sunrise comes
>"Well then, mortal. You've got one wish left. Make it a good one!"
"I wish for us to be married forever."
>Dumbfounded, she can't even formulate a sentence
>She waves her hands for the wish granting spell and faints in disbelief
How to mindbreak a genie with your three wishes. She'll be so astonished you didn't wish for money, power, looks, fame, or any of the usual stuff that you'll break her brain. Paired with the fact that she's spent the last 1,459 years single and now has a husband without even trying is enough to make her pass-out on you.

1st wish:
>Triple the fertility rate of devil bugs
2nd wish:
>Double all debts owed to danukis
3rd wish:
>Live inside my balls inside of your lamp

God I love mature, developed monsters

Genie, I wish for a moderation team!
I wish for them to be free!

>>44053004
I doubt it, she's doing a robin williams impression while fucking my brains out.
>>44053037
I wished for her to stop making me orgasm, and now she's edging me. My poor choice of words are once again my downfall.

>>38226078
She's a bedwarmer. At best she might be a Genie. Which is an actual girl already in the MGE.
Though I doubt she'd like being bound to the lamp.

"Soooo how about we get to that next wish master?"