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>>46019491
Pre-DL Kikis were female but they were very different.

>>44551663
Agreed (fuck this M*ck Dcma shit)
>Be Anon
>out shopping with your Kiki maido
>get home, door is ajar
>Kiki draws a compact iron pan from somewhere in her skirts, goes in to check
>Anon follows
>in the kitchen is your Kiki, and another... creature... in a standoff, both holding pans
>Anon 'wtf?'
>Mashtah iz... iz alte Kiki... like before times...
>[long arguments in Kikisprache], more pan waving, more pointing at Anon and at the house
>"Mashtah, she is saying is finding empty house, no kiki,so is her house now,and Anon... she is cursed by BigHat gypsy Mage... [both spit on the polished floor]... she needz Mashtah Anon'z helps..."
>Anon 'ok, still wtf but ok'
>"Hokay, Mashtah, you goes out of kitchenz, ve fixx and zhen you komm bakk ins, pleeze?"
>Anon waits in the hallway, then gets called in
>More WTF!?
>Anon's Kiki is in her lingerie, laying on top of 'something' on top of the table under a blanket. By the distorted scaly hairy legs it has to be the weird Kiki
>'Ok, wtf, and what now?'
>"Pleez, Mashtah, zhe only way to fixx zhe ozher Kiki iz zhe fukkink, so she is not pretty nows, zo I layz here on top und mebbe Mashtah getz hartt zhe peniz, und lookz at zhiz Kiki vhile you fukks her, hokay...?"
>While Anon struggles to answer, his Kiki starts to 'get Mashtah hartt - caressing her breasts, down her belly, into her panties...
>Ofc, Anon's peniz makes up its own mind, and he steps forward, his Kiki's hands unbuckling his pants , taking it out, and putting it...
>"No, Mashtah, look up here. Skveeze your Kiki's titties, keep your eyez up hier."
>...and into a hot wet grip Anon has only imagined while watching his Kiki do the dusting.
"Ya, Mashtah, up hier, lick mien titties, kisses my neck, let your Kiki giff you pleazures!"
>It's almost like Anon had always imagined, his Kiki's face is even rapt in joy as he Cooms!
>As Anon collapses, the 'something' under the blanket stirs, sliding out from under the naked schlicking Kiki.
>Mana-magic works. The other weird Kiki is cured, she's similar to Anon's usual Kiki, maybe slightly thinner, and her ears are still standing-up, but in everything else she's back to being a Kiki
>[more happy, then angry, then arguing Kikishprache between 2 naked Kikis]
>Anon is still just standing there stunned
>"Hokay, Mashtah, zhe ozher Kiki is mainly cured, but nows you haz to fukks me, your Kiki."
>Anon, 'wtf again'
>Now you haz fukked zhe ozger Kiki, zhe zayz zhe iz your Kiki. But I amz your Kiki, zo you haz to fukks me now, pleaze?"
>Anon, still confused, 'Well, I suppose so...'
>"Ya, Mashtah, iz besser to be a Kiki vith a halfs-Anons zhan no Anons at all."
>Anon is already stepping forward as his Kiki lays back on the crumpled blanket
>'So, does this mean I have two kikis?'
>"Yesh, Mashtah, just az soon as you fukks your Kiki..."

Yeah, I couldn't leave that poor 'old-style' Kiki left behind.