/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Terrible sister. She'd never be around.

It says sweetest dream in the picture...but I see no indication of a dream. The "sweetest" part of the text points to the cake...which in theory should be sweet so the "sweet" can stay.

What sweet dreams did you have last night /jp/? I dreamed that China was mai waifu and Chen was our loli daughter. Then I woke up and started crying...

So today as I was walking to class I passed by this neckbeard on his laptop sitting in the hallway. Someone called me and my ringtone was a dBu song and when I finished with my phone call the neckbeard jumped up and asked if I knew what Touhou was. I was bored and didn't give a shit about power levels at that point so I just kept talking to him. He couldn't shut up about touhou doujins and VNs when suddenly his girlfriend shows up. It was this big, overweight yaoi loving Japanese girl. He introduces her as the gf and instead of calling him by his name, she calls him aniki. I was kinda looking at both of them when I realized that these are the average /jp/er (well...the girl is what I imagined IF a girl was on /jp/) so I made up an excuse and quickly retreated...Is this the fate of anyone who likes touhou and VNs? Ending up with a fat asian girlfriend who calls him aniki? If so, I am gonna drop this shit cold turkey...

Cake thread.

Other sweets are fine too.