/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cohabitation with black people is very easy, let me teach you how.

1) Make sure all valuables are safely secure when outside your line of sight. Wallets should be kept in inner pockets at all time or wedged between your ass crack when sleeping.
2) Personal space must be respected at all times. Do not step on his shoes, take the stickers off his hat, or try to shrink his over sized shirts for him.
3) The first impressions count the most. Have you brought a fresh watermelon in for you both to enjoy? ( Extra Credit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc))
4) Personal hygiene only applies to you. Do not try to tell him he smells, or comment that there is enough oil on his du-rag to combust the room if a spark went off.
5) Bonding. Bond about your youth how you would rob rape and steal from old white women who were walking their grandchildren in the park. This will allow you to become Homies.

Anime should be watched in the closest with earphones on. Manga read under the covers at night. If you want to convert him then try Afro-Samurai or what other god awful anime revolves around mindless violence and little or no plot (Dubs only). If he says "yo that some pussy as fagot shit" simply say its a lot better when your high and burn a joint together. When he is high he wont give a fuck.
Eroges are unfortunately out of the question. You may get away with Anime saying its a "funny ass cartoon" and Manga as a "comic book" but the moment he hears Japanese moans and a cartoon pair of tits pop up "shits gunna get real".