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Weeelll if it isn't Anon again!
You're looking awfully nervous, what's gotten into you?~
Don't tell me you're feeling overwhelmed at the mere idea of being close to an old geezer like me?
There's plenty of fishes in the sea, you know! So what is it? Can't find the proper bait to reel some in? I can help you, if you're that desperate~
What's that? "Too close", you say? Oh my, you really aren't good at this, no wonder you can't find a shoe to your foot.
I can't imagine what it'd be like seeing you approached by a girl your age. Actually, now that I mention it, I would love seeing it. Your embarassed face stealing looks in hopes things eventually go your way is just soooo delightfully cute. I just can't get enough of it.~
Hmmmm? You're not interested in other girls? Whatever could you mean, I wonder.~
Oh well, i'm sure it has nothing to do with me, i'm way past my prime, I think it's pretty obvious, wouldn't you say?~
...Unless, is that perhaps what you're into? Next thing I know, i'll be finding my good friend Anon in the cemetary, going corpse diving for a lady to court? Hahaha. You really are hopeless, Anon!
Come on, i'm just teasing you!~
Let's have another drink, alright? It's my treat.