/jp/ - Otaku Culture

OP, I am not sure if this counts, but my mom got me a white collar job. It's not really a job, because I don't work, I just sit around all day and pretend to be busy. I type stuff on the computer, leave some notes and papers on my desk, get up once in a while, talk to people so it looks like I'm getting things done when I'm really just asking them how they're doing or going to get a glass of water. My computer screen is always on with excel charts, MS outlook windows and various other programs piling up on the desktop so if anyone walks in to say hi or something I can just alt tab out of TC, safebooru, batoto (it doesn't host NSFW manga so sometimes I have to go on mangafox) livestream, amiami or whatever site I'm browsing.
From 10:00 to 12:00 everyone is really busy so I can just take my shoes off and relax, good for napping or listening to music.

Mom also prepares lunch for me, irons my shirts, and pays all the bills, so I get to keep all the money to myself. It's not a lot, but it's enough to buy the occasional fig and alcohol. When I get home she asks me how was your day like I'm still in school. It's cute.

You guys should really try asking your parents to pull some strings, corporate NEETdom is the way of the future