/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39895197
Oh no! My husband will be safe from the foxes if I hide him in the center of the Earth

>>38826067
But the bigger the monsters hand the more it makes my dick look small

>>33726168
Was she lovely warm or pleasantly cool?

>At MG farmer’s market
>Passion fruits, prisoner fruits and lamentation mushrooms galore
>Oh and normal human land type fruits and veggies to
>Find cute wurm bringing in crates of produce while listening to music
>Those hips don’t lie and her breasts could one shot a lilim
>Shop around near her stand watching her finish setting it up only needing to put her home made sign up she made out of crayon and glitter
>Only for it to get blow away by the wind but I seize the opportunity and catch it
>Know I won’t get another chance to speak to her due to spaghetti pockets
>Ask her for a date
>She nods happily and rushes back to her stand sign in tow and pulls out one date from produce crate
>Eat it
>It’s actually really good, better than a barometz fruit
>Try to correct myself and ask her out to a date but she’s just too dense and gives me more dates
>Buy 4 lbs worth of dates from her and head home dejected
>Along the way country bumpkin minos making fun of me calling me a city slicker and for not knowing how to ask out a country gal
>Ask them how but they just laugh at me for not knowing
Please can someone teach me how to ask out a country monster gal

>>22738923
Gravity doesn't into real! Lesser density goes up, higher density goes down! Such is law, and why Wurm cannot fly.

>>22576534
>>22576625
You know what she meant.

>>22494041

Wuuuuuuurm

>If you give a wurm a cookie

If you give a wurm a cookie...