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>> No.7339067 [View]
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If the princess submits her umbrella herder video, she'll win a GM award. I guarantee it.

>> No.6462608 [View]
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HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MENS WAREHOUSE, AND WHILE YOUR OFFER INTRIGUES ME YOU MUST BE ASSURED THAT THE VERY FIRST TIME I EXTRACT MY THROBBING GRISTLE STICK FROM MY BULGING SUIT PANTS AND PLUNGE IT DEEP INTO YOUR WAITING CLEFT AS AHAB SO PLUNGED HIS SPEAR INTO THE RED BLOWHOLE OF MOBY DICK, THAT THE EXPLOSION OF MAN FLUID THAT WOULD FILL YOUR INTERNAL CAVITY WOULD DO SO WITH SUCH DAEMONIC ALACRITY AS TO CAUSE A SPONTANEOUS AND COMPLETE ERUPTION OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS IN SUCH A GROTESQUE AND SPECTACULAR MANNER THAT I WOULD BE COVERED IN LITTLE RED DRIPPING BITS OF YOU IN 5 SECONDS FLAT. I GUARANTEE IT.

>> No.5328483 [View]
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5328483

I've never passed any JLPT and I'm better at Japanese than all of you.
I guarantee it.

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1872423

>i guarantee it.
ur doin it wrong

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