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Professional NEET

Who else here would trade their whole collection of Saten images for a date with milky-hime?

Yes!

Huh!

If Saten lifted up your favorite touhou's skirt, what would she see?

What color panties are you wearing today?

Did you know? The universe is expanding faster than the fastest an object can possibly travel through space.

Unless wormholes are found or created, mankind will never explore the whole universe before its death!

I'd prefer Saten guide my cock.

>>9989458

You don't know.

Saten-san sees your panties!

• Measure how long you want your Saten-san
to be.
• Add a few centimetres to allow for any
shrinkage in the wash. The exact amount
of shrinkage is shown on the package.
For example, if you want your Saten-san
to be 2 metres long and the shrinkage
is 4%, calculate as follows: 2 m x 1.04 =
2.08 m. In other words you need to allow an extra 8 cm.
• Lay the Saten-san with the reverse side facing
upwards. Fold up the hem (but don’t put
the hemming strip in place yet!) and iron
the fold.
• Now place the hemming strip inside the
fold and iron the Saten-san once again.
• Cut away any unwanted fabric and enjoy your new Saten-san!

once a slut, always a slut.

me getting ready to flip a skirt

>>7010229
>>7010228

Sluten uses titan grip and rips off your balls. You have 20 HP left. What do you do?

Mrs. Saten's positive energy inspires me everyday.

>>5811404
This thread is now the official Get Jones to Buy a Next Gen Console petition

Hey newfriends, put #faggot in your name and the captchas will go away.

>>5804141
Cornelia is an inferior clone of Saten-sama

Does /jp/ not like Sat3n?

But what breaks my heart is touhou shitposters (99% of /jp/) is now just spamming textless touhou threads so I have to manually hide them.