/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Human-san, help me get apples.

Human-san, are you glad it's over?

Human-san, have you finished your Christmas shopping?

Human-san, seizures don't happen in groups, so if you roll up on a bunch of people doing the funky chicken in the subway, shoot up that Mark I kit and get the fuck out.

Human-san, why don't you call anymore?

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They're fine.

Human-san, sometimes, for one reason or another, threads just don't take off.

Human-san, Metal Gear is one of our most secret black projects, how do you know about it?

Human-san, did you see the pool?!

They flipped the bitch!

Human-san, what are "child-bearing hips?"

Human-san, at present, there are no practical defenses against nuclear weapons: once launched, barring a miracle, the target city is dead. In addition to the immediate destruction caused by the huge explosion, nuclear explosions poison the land, sea and air for generations to come. Errant wind can carry the deadly nuclear fallout for miles, poisoning the land and killing people across a continent. It is ridiculous to use them on an enemy that one shares a planet with, unless it is to forestall that enemy from using them on you, wouldn't you agree?

Quick thinking, janitor guy. We almost had a thread without a Touhou in the OP for a second there.

情けない愚か者め、今から叩きのめしてやるぞ!

There comes a time in every man's life where he has to make shit up to cover his ass.

Human-san~.

Bring me five teenagers with attitude!

Star Trek Voyager was just as good as TNG. DS9 was nothing more than a poor man's Babylon 5.

Hangers-on; though you be friends, be more humble when asking for seconds.

I have never masturbated twice in a row. I have only very rarely masturbated twice in the same day.

The unpleasant sensitivity aside, I've just never been sufficiently motivated to do it twice in one sitting. One orgasm seems to do the trick.

Am I missing anything phenomenal by not doing so?

I'm starting to think all these IWC reregs are a cunning Breaking Bad style money laundering operation by the TCC mods so Lowtax can get his cut of all the prescription drugs they sell to desperate goons.

Human-san, let's stop beating around the bush.

When are we going to fuck?

This is hamburger sandwich country, Human-san!

Human-san, do you like dicks~?

/jp/, what's your favorite star, Sol aside?

Mine is Antares.