/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had become permanently associated with a village or maybe a song to do with looking up Yukari/Ran because of having saved the village or those two or Yuuka or fucking something. You could go left/right in the village to find Yukari/Ran. It was mentioned that Rance was angry at the way I saved him. I saw myself climbing down a long ladder. I saw a /jp/ thread that was about time travellers and someone smugly responded to three posts saying it's obvious they're somebody/Chiyuri/somebody. There was a fat hick texan sheriff whose theme song "License to not care" played as he stalked the village. I went around one house a couple of times looking for the door then hid inside the tiny room.
I go outside my unit where there's a female cop and for some reason another guy is going to oversee us have a punching match which I apparently do with people who come by. It's a hot day so I want to change out of my stuffy black school shoes, I go into my unit and get distracted looking for a picture of Rance when I see some godawful pony four-of-a-kind Rance pictures and think "Who the fuck would make such a shitty thing? Oh right, this glow pony I'm dealing with." I remember I'm supposed to have a duel so I put on a shoe that's like the Macbeth book I picked up yesterday, then think that's not going to stay on during a fight so I put on some sneakers, wondering if she's still waiting. The overseeing guy says she is so I say "wow, she must be really patient" then he says "Nah, Rance is hitting on her" as I see out the window that he's right. I go outside and Rance makes a scowl and walks away. The girl asks why he's mad and I say he's angry over losing a bet. I wonder if this girl isn't the one from Sekai no Owari ni Shiba Inu to but think nah, she doesn't have a shiba with her. Then Eua shows up in her Tohya Hachijo outfit though more yellow/gold looking. She implies it actually is that girl and she seems to make a contract with her. Then she's making fun of people who pay for translations calling them paypigs though it was in Japanese text bubbles I remember the word "bacho" which meant something like paypig followed by a (笑）maybe because I read that shiba manga recently and it was translated by some dude using a jisho. Also, Eua was calling herself KagEua. I go with the shiba girl into a Japanese-like house talking about the bet me and Rance made, I said his stolen dick was stored in the bedroom while he bet it was in the bathroom, as I look about the bedroom and find a little box with a black mummified dong in it. I'm showing her when I accidently drop it and it makes a wilt noise, then I say "oh shit" and she's like "is it okay" and I say "no, I mean I can sense Rance coming over here" I bail on her, going through an endless maze of sliding doors as I hear someone following me, thinking it might be the girl but I hear Rance say "Where is he? You're in trouble now, punk." I make it to the very corner of this labyrinth and hide under a blanket. Rance comes in, then after a second casts off the blanket and says "Looking for something? A golden dick perhaps?" then he mimes sucking a dick making "しゅしゅ" noises.