/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Give her a huge-ass donation.

>>6884415
Oh, no, don't misunderstand. Nothing serious. Just something like chlamydia.

Reimu has no risk of STDs at all because nobody would be able to afford to have sex with her anyway

>>6453973
No, because even though they are physically possible they require such a perfect storm of preconditions that it is firstly unlikely that they will ever experience it, and secondly, it is highly likely that it will be very temporary.

For example, for most people, a steady source of income (or a large lump sum they can live off, as in fantasies of winning the lottery) is part and parcel of their 'future will be better' vision, but the fact is that almost nobody has the job security they imagine they do, one that the recession has shown people quite painfully over the last few years.

Moe money, moe problems.

"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to fight hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If this were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle shrine.

This would be a big tall shrine with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one big donation box all filled up,
And one even bigger next to town,
And one more right in nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my boards with real food like turkey and geese and ducks
For the town to see and smell.
Gorging just as noisily as I can.
The sound of the parties all filled with drunks
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "This is a wealthy shrine."

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, Marisa, looking like a rich girl's wife
With some proper sexy clothes.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Stealing from the servants, day and night.

The most important gods in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, miko Reimu..."
"Pardon me, miko Reimu..."
Posing problems that would cross a youkai's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to fight hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If this were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle shrine.

This would be a big tall shrine with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one big donation box all filled up,
And one even bigger next to town,
And one more right in nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my boards with real food like turkey and geese and ducks
For the town to see and smell.
Gorging just as noisily as I can.
The sound of the parties all filled with drunks
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "This is a wealthy shrine."

If this were a rich shrine,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If this were a rich shrine.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, Marisa, looking like a rich girl's wife
With some proper sexy clothes.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Stealing from the servants, day and night.

The most important gods in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, miko Reimu..."
"Pardon me, miko Reimu..."
Posing problems that would cross a youkai's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

>>4697065
DON'T LET YUKARI GAP AWAY ALL YOUR MONEY TO FOREIGNERS
SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESSES

PAID FOR BY REIMU 2012

"This bills are strictly for me to kiss...and put in some stripper's underwear."

>>4551663
>Zero
That's not how you give odds if you have someone who will bet against you.

Let's call it 20-1.

Yep, she's a bitch.
And a greedy bitch at that.

There is a stock market in Gensokyo

But why is the Moriya shrine on top of a mountain thats hard to reach unless you're a little girl wearing a silly hat and shooting danmaku? At least the grumpy greedy shrine maiden has her shrine in an easy to find&access location.

>What would /jp/ do for one hours with Mei Ling's ass?

How much do you want, Sakuya?

>>4104155
Touhou mod for all old DOS games.

FUND IT.

>>4036139
It gets better. Reimu assumed that she had stolen the books she was reading, not because she had heard of any books being stolen or anything like that, but because she assumed that any random youkai reading a book MUST have stolen it.

Yeah, Reimu is kind of like that.

Glorious cash